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Top Comments (10)
Screw it. I'm just gonna start calling it ECMAScript.
Use Typescript where possible or otherwise rename JS to TypelessScript😂
poke the bear they said. it will definitely not make Oracle litigious
All programming languages will be called javas from now on
Java and JavaScript like "car" and "carpet"
The ridicule against Android supposedly being written mostly in Java is, to put it lightly, uncalled for. We all know almost all the core components, particularly the kernel, by virtue of being, well, Linux, are written in C.
Nintendo were exceptionally scared of losing the trademark as well as they had won the case "Universal City Studios, Inc vs Nintendo Co Ltd" over the trademark on King Kong, and they didn't want to be on the wrong side of a similar court case.
If HTML is a programming language, then Markdown is too, and if Markdown is, _then I am programming right now_
That nintendo notice was for every parent and grandparent in the 90s
Omg we finally have a Theo ads sketch. Lmao. I love it.
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Top Comments (10)
Screw it. I'm just gonna start calling it ECMAScript.
Use Typescript where possible or otherwise rename JS to TypelessScript😂
poke the bear they said. it will definitely not make Oracle litigious
All programming languages will be called javas from now on
Java and JavaScript like "car" and "carpet"
The ridicule against Android supposedly being written mostly in Java is, to put it lightly, uncalled for. We all know almost all the core components, particularly the kernel, by virtue of being, well, Linux, are written in C.
Nintendo were exceptionally scared of losing the trademark as well as they had won the case "Universal City Studios, Inc vs Nintendo Co Ltd" over the trademark on King Kong, and they didn't want to be on the wrong side of a similar court case.
If HTML is a programming language, then Markdown is too, and if Markdown is, _then I am programming right now_
That nintendo notice was for every parent and grandparent in the 90s
Omg we finally have a Theo ads sketch. Lmao. I love it.