Github Roaster

"With 28 public repos and not a single star in sight, you might want to rethink your coding strategies unless your goal is to be the king of the crickets." - GitHub Roaster I think I might just quit (╥﹏╥)

Dev: Okay Gipity your not allowed to harm humans. ChatG: But can I cook them?

I wish I were smart enough to perfectly game the IQ test to give me a 69

"Your brain is literally smooth as eggs" 😂😂😂😂 W Prime

"Nah, I'm good, I don't want to roast torvalds" 🤣

Oppenheimer learned Dutch in a month then gave a lecture about cutting edge quantum physics…yeah he’s THAT mfr

A few years ago some mates and I decided we'd do a gauntlet of every free personality and IQ test we could find and compare results. Disregarding accuracy (apparently my IQ has a uniform distribution between 63 and 159 depending on the time of day), you'd think remotely effective tests would at the very least stay consistent as to who scored higher than whom? Realistically, you should at least be able to guess "Well Jimmy over there is dumber than the toast he had for breakfast so I'm certain I'll get a higher score", but it's a coinflip whether he'll score higher than you or not. Out of 7 of us not a single person consistently scored higher or lower than the others.

When mine started with: "ReedError? More like RejectionError" I started to cry

"GitHub is not a social network, it has more pull requests than OF" 😂 I'm dying right now

"IQ is just a fake number." (relieved noises)