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Chaos is Enough Closure.. Ft. Chris Klemens || Two Hot Takes Podcast

2025-05-29 Comedy
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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host @chrisklemens ! He's back y'all!! And popping off in his usual fashion. We get into these stories where it feels so chaotic that's enough to give us closure. Does that make sense?! Like confronting your sister about being her human cow.. or telling your husband to tone down his freemason activities. How would you handle these ones? Checkout Chris's new show! https://www.youtube.com/@ChrisvsThePeople https://www.youtube.com/@chrisklemens Partners: https://Colgate.com Promo Code: TwoHotTakes State Farm: Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with the Personal Price Plan! Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE episodes and the jolly rancher story with Chris!! : ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ MERCH HERE ! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Audio only episodes available on all podcast platforms! Index: 00:00 -- Start 06:41 -- Story 1 AITA for pretending to think beans in chili are "woke", to prank my Cousin who is obsessed with being "anti woke" and who loves chili? 15:53 -- Story 2 AITAH for telling someone I would never let myself get as fat as her? 29:56 -- Story 3 AITA for refusing to continue breastfeeding the twins I was a surrogate for? 46:11 -- Story 4 Caught My Stepmom (37F) and Cousin (27M) in the Act, Told My Dad, but He’s Still with Her – feeling like the AH , AITAH ? 58:03 -- Story 5 My (29f) boyfriend (35m) yelled at me for wearing pajamas.. 1:17:11 -- Story 6 My (35F) husband's (34M) dedication to Freemasonry is destroying our marriage and his life. How do I get this across to him? 1:43:40 -- Story 7 I secretly learned sign language for my brother, but I pretend I don’t know it. Story Links: https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1ilz66t/aita_for_pretending_to_think_beans_in_chili_are/?share_id=Fe61oMVNoSzMYSMJfHeNT&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1kwa5au/aitah_for_telling_someone_i_would_never_let/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1ktobo5/aita_for_refusing_to_continue_breastfeeding_the/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1kwrm4y/caught_my_stepmom_37f_and_cousin_27m_in_the_act/ https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1kkj4gu/my_29f_boyfriend_35m_yelled_at_me_for_wearing/ https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1h3i8cz/comment/m0bi1f2/?context=3 https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1kwol26/i_secretly_learned_sign_language_for_my_brother/

Top Comments (10)

@BooBooKitty21 2025-05-29

I wish whenever you showed each other a picture on the laptop that you would post it on screen for us to see, even if it's just a bread bowl 😆🙏

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@mirandahayes382 2025-05-29

"I would have shit bricks and built a house" lmao Chris is one of my fav guests

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@sarahlabbe6618 2025-05-30

Chris killed me “ for such a horse guy its crazy his relationship isnt stable” I think hes become my favourite guest looool

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@courtney_a_morris 2025-05-30

The addict story. People have gotten too comfortable saying whatever hurtful thing they want without consequences. Don't bring the smoke if you don't want fire.

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@aubreybrantley7948 2025-05-29

not the “are you trying to say bag??” had me💀

830 6 replies
@Kiki.fg1010 2025-05-29

“What did you just call me?” “Are you trying to say bag???” I love Chris 😂😂

808 4 replies
@stephensommers4628 2025-05-29

Story 6 reminds me of a story Smosh read about a man on a “Gaycation”. It’s a special kind of vacation for a married man. Morgan if you haven’t read it yet check it out because it’s even more wild than this. I also love the fact that David is just hanging out as he watches a marriage end.

545 9 replies
@SarahLynnPhotographyPDX 2025-05-29

“So he’s at least 15” I’m so dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

446 1 replies
@vitalimatomusic 2025-06-01

" did I just move ??? because we've got so much to unpack " " for a horse man, I'm surprised his relationship is so unstable." " wtf did he do next?! put on a saddle and join the rodeo?!?!" can we please please please have chris as a series regular lmao I literally almost pee my pants every time he is on

402 1 replies
@hayleyscott5355 2025-05-31

so many times chris would make a joke and morgan would just pass by it like GIRL HOW ARE YOU NOT LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF? he's so funny. have him on more please lol

261 4 replies

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