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Justifiable Crash Out?! PART 2! || Two Hot Takes Podcast || Reddit Readings

2025-05-15 Comedy
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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! We're back getting into stories where someone involved is crashing out, popping off, or overreacting in big ways! Or are they? Are there actions actually totally justified? I mean what would you do if an ex you dated for 9 years suddenly wants to "talk"? Or if you bf started randomly skinny dipping? Going to need your takes on these too! Partners: https://Colgate.com Promo Code: TwoHotTakes https://smalls.com Promo Code: THT Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE episodes: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠ MERCH HERE ! ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Audio only episodes available on all podcast platforms! Index: 00:00 -- Start 05:12 -- Story 1 AITA for bringing a much older guy to Easter dinner after my dad left my mom for someone close to my age? 11:13 -- Story 2 AITA for refusing to apologize for slapping my boyfriend when he smashed our birthday cake to my face? 29:07 -- Story 3 AITA for getting my coworker fired.. 40:29 -- Story 4 AITA for breaking up with my bf after he skinny dipped in our pool with my sister at home? 49:49 -- Story 5 AITAH for telling my best friend her marriage is doomed at her bachelorette party and accidentally getting the wedding canceled 59:59 -- Story 6 AITAH for telling my wife we either share our lotto winnings or we separate and I get half anyway? 1:15:24 -- Story 7 My (27f) ex (26m) dumped me in January after 9 years together because he didn’t think i was wife material.. 1:41:43 -- Story 8 AITA for not respecting fancy soap policy in our bathroom and accidentally starting a soap-based arms race? Story Links: https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1k5wllj/aita_for_bringing_a_much_older_guy_to_easter/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1k4ivco/comment/moav8wk/?context=3 https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1jy3z89/aita_for_getting_my_coworker_fired_for_his/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1kdw7fu/aita_for_breaking_up_with_my_bf_after_he_skinny/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1kgjqgw/aitah_for_telling_my_best_friend_her_marriage_is/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1jq5epo/comment/ml4llcg/?context=3 https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1jz3xc3/my_27f_ex_26m_dumped_me_in_january_after_9_years/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1kfola2/aita_for_not_respecting_fancy_soap_policy_in_our/

Top Comments (10)

@Clownbunnycosplay 2025-05-15

Let’s point out in the cake story, some cakes have wooden rods for stability it could REALLY hurt someone!!

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@rachelhalo6063 2025-05-15

There was a daughter who got her eye skewered by a wooden rod in her birthday cake. Her mom shoved her face into the cake and basically shoved her eye into the rod. Her daughter had asked for years for her to stop doing this because she shoved her face into cake every year on her birthday ruining it. Well this year it blinded her!

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@slayfulbbykenz 2025-05-15

i just wanna say also about the cake story: she said they were taking pictures with the cake “PRETENDING” to blow out the candles because of germs, she didn’t even want to blow out candles let alone have her whole face in the cake

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@shawni_grace 2025-05-16

Oh Lauren I felt your anxiety during the cake story when you were trying to justify your opinion!! There are DEFINITELY couples out there who would find a cake smash to the face hilarious. (Minus anything that could cause harm like cake rods or for example this woman who went out of her way to get glammed up and feel pretty) I can picture a couple who loves to prank each other and play jokes doing something like this! And it'd turn into a sort of "haha I'm so going to get you back for this" in light humor ❤️

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@njc1304 2025-05-15

It's sweet how Lauren is always so nervous and anxious before an episode, but the reason she's our favorite is because she always has the best takes and energy.

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@ligiaborges4528 2025-05-16

Murdering a co-worker over business card envy is a reference to the film, American Psycho. Patrick Bateman, the main character murders his co-worker who has a “better” business card lol

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@HairDamage 2025-05-16

So I’m a Spotify listener, but had to come to YouTube to comment about the cake story. I was a bride that was all for the cake being smashed in my face. It was discussed beforehand, and done playfully, and equally. It was after any main photos, so it really didn’t matter. It was also nice to have the extra little time together alone to go clean up. For reference, paid $175 on my hair, $85 on my makeup and $1,600 on my dress. Married 10.2.21, and still going strong. 😊

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@ericasanters4711 2025-05-16

Every episode I think “I wish Lauren wasn’t so guarded” it’s clear she has good opinions but doesn’t want to rub anyone the wrong way. But finally today she let loose! I love this side of her. I hope she continues to speak her truth without fear of judgement

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@hannahsearcy1845 2025-05-20

Morgan purposefully choosing to misunderstand Lauren with the cake story pmo 😭

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@vonsynisterkayn6631 2025-05-16

I feel like Lauren wasn’t in the space to film this and felt she wasn’t being heard or listened to on top of it .

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