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2026-04-16 Comedy
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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Michaela! When people just really make you mad or frustrated, "step on a rake" is way nicer than a lot of the other obscenities we can say! We needed multiple rakes for these ones - from an OP whose BF looked at an old video of her disgustingly, to a workplace app gone wrong, to a young woman whose getting improper education on her body, to a handywoman doing some petty revenge these are all bringing the heat. Can't wait to hear your thoughts! Vote for my Podcast CLUES for a Webby!!: https://vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/2026/podcasts/individual-episode/crime-justice?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQMMjU2MjgxMDQwNTU4AAGnyJzgJdE79hkqKrj7rLBuBI713kZn-MFnEy1HzjCxoHD6TfoX Partners: State Farm: A State Farm agent can help you choose the coverage you need. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.®️ Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ NEW MERCH:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036  WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch on Spotify! Spotify subscribers get fewer ads on my video. Audio Available on all platforms! Index: 00:00 -- Start 02:31 -- Story 1 AITA for "Holding my Grandmothers Pearls Hostage" if my partner can't go to my Sisters wedding? 16:08 -- Story 2 TIFU by building an app to track how many time my coworkers says ‘circling back’ in meetings. Now whole office uses it 30:29 -- Story 3 My (27f) roommate (25 nb) keeps *** with their door open 44:27 -- Story 4 My boyfriend (M25) saw an old video of me(F24) and was disgusted. How can I get over this? 1:22:19 -- Story 5 My Boyfriend (28M) thinks the reason why he can't finish is because I'm (20F) too big from the inside. 1:40:00 -- Story 6 My coworker was being a tool so I nailed his to the floor Story Links: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1s3iioc/comment/ocgaf0k/?context=3 https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1rwjlv4/tifu_by_building_an_app_to_track_how_many_time_my/ https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1s6h918/my_27f_roommate_25_nb_keeps_masturbating_with/ https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1s6jt21/my_boyfriend_m25_saw_an_old_video_of_mef24_and/ https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1s64wxk/my_boyfriend_28m_thinks_the_reason_why_he_cant/ https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/1ry6rse/my_coworker_was_being_a_tool_so_i_nailed_his_to/

Top Comments (10)

@happymoonface 2026-04-16

Story 4: As a current fat woman who has been thin at points in life, I don't think you should ever tolerate fatphobic behavior from anyone, but especially not from a partner. Any person could become fat or thin at any time in their life, they are worthy of love and decency, whether fat or thin. She's looking at him different because she feels different. He hurt not only her feelings, but her former selfs feelings too. Eff fatphobic people period.

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@Nova_the_starcatcher 2026-04-16

I would honestly be upset if my partner called anyone a humpback because thats so mean

532 9 replies
@rebeccah4177 2026-04-16

For story 1, I would be so worried that my family would be trying to keep the pearls because they don't want it passed down to my children in the event that they are also small.

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@moonstar_draws6283 2026-04-16

Story 2: I think it’s mean! My brother talks a little funny and he used to get made fun of when we were younger but he got sad. It’s bullying to make a group of people laughing at someone for a speech pattern…I hate that so much.

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@beepyboppyboop 2026-04-16

“we need like five rakes how many family members does she have??” just made me lol so hard

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@ryanjones7401 2026-04-16

I’m getting ready for work, but for the app story: I was basically thinking, “Yeah, whatever, but this will be an HR nightmare when it blows up.” Then the manager was involved. That’s FUCKED UP. There’s a major power imbalance and totally inappropriate.

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@deenadickson5274 2026-04-17

For Story 4, OP needs to take into consideration that THAT is what he thinks of overweight people. Removing yourself from the equation, he called someone he doesn’t know a humpback. Would you want to be with someone who calls other people things like that? I wouldn’t.

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@itsskayylaa 2026-04-16

Story 5 I immediately thought she “aged out” because he goes for barely legal girls

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@apple_skillz 2026-04-17

Humpback is such a strong/demeaning word to describe an overweight person as, to the point that no matter how polite or respectful they pride themselves on being, I would never be able to take a person that said that at face value ever again. I would always be thinking, “What do they really think?” in the back of my mind.

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@nightvalebunny137 2026-04-17

Humpback dude’s girl, please please keep in mind you DO NOT need to be the one to teach him like a child.

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