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Unhappy Birthday

2026-07-06 Comedy
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Distractible Podcast
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To cheer up Mark from being sick on his birthday, Bob and Wade share stories of their own bad birthday experiences. Merch ► https://distractible.shop/ Subreddit ► https://reddit.com/r/distractible/ Edited by ► https://instagram.com/sams_the_man/ Mark ► @markiplier Bob ► @muyskerm Wade ► @LordMinion777 Baldermort ► @Baldermort

Top Comments (10)

@That-ks4pf 2026-07-06

Mark suffering on his birthdays really says something about his immune system It just wants to see if it can take it.

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@DerpFeesh 2026-07-06

EDITORS! QUICK! PUT MARK'S BIRTHDAY IN GUAM! LOOK AT ALL THIS BIRTHDAY~

692 8 replies
@ironarsh7202 2026-07-06

If only he had an Iron Lung

628 3 replies
@V_Slade_V 2026-07-06

A doctor a day keeps the perfectest crime away 😔

535 4 replies
@carrioncrow7687 2026-07-06

17:04 "It's basically coffin sized. You'll see it, Wade, when you come over on saturday." "Is that why I'm invited over?"

216 1 replies
@oryanstudios2252 2026-07-06

This came out on my birthday and the title goddamn jumpscared me

206 17 replies
@FJL36 2026-07-06

25:42 "How do we make money and evil quick and fast" sounds like the perfectest crime to me

206 1 replies
@kestrel-feather-98 2026-07-06

37:47 pulling a joke from Mark's Frostpunk stream: Decembn't

197 4 replies
@jasons1148 2026-07-07

In the onion episode of *** redacted *** when Ethan says "so what did you eat today?" i remember laughing so hard i had to pause the video.

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@rowanhawkes7218 2026-07-06

Wasn't expecting the dashcon reference

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