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2026-03-23 Comedy
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Distractible Podcast
Distractible Podcast
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What happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe? Merch: https://distractible.shop/

Top Comments (10)

@jamierolfe9534 2026-03-23

Mark 100% got purposely rerouted because hes not part of hollywood and it highkey pisses me off

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@DevoutBanshee02 2026-03-23

It really feels like they just didn't want mark on that carpet man...

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@EerieFileX 2026-03-23

Waiting a whole week for a Episode felt like an Eternity tbh.

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@xeldabutterfae 2026-03-23

okay but no seriously, this red carpet diverting really sounds like a subtle sabotage thing. mark's being too polite to throw accusations but there's no part of that that is "taking good care of them". there was nothing gained by being redirected into an unpopulated backroom. no special treatment. it was literally only keeping him away from anything that gave him the validity of standing next to all the rest of the normal stars. they didn't want to implicitly validate him by letting him walk side by side so they tricked our innocent good-hearted mark into giving up his moment in the spotlight. I'm not normally one to jump to conclusions, and I also often give benefit of the doubt, but their cover story of "we were told to take good care of you" falls apart when there was ~literally~ nothing to be gained, no "taking good care of them", from the alternate path they were guided through. this was PURELY to undercut letting him walk as an equal. that's just so scummy.

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@Living_Corpse_X 2026-03-23

I watched the Oscars and was like "where is Mark? I don't see him in the audience." Now hearing the story, it sounds like they were shoveling Mark away from cameras and behind cover out of view.

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@ButterpinePorch 2026-03-23

"Take really good care of you" sounds like they were told to not let you walk the carpet 😂😂😂

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@channies_big_hug 2026-03-23

P O T O P E P O

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@pkmntrainermark8881 2026-03-23

Oh, so when Mark said "it's all a big red carpet," he meant "EVERY carpet in the building is red."

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@bananaking8144 2026-03-23

THAT IS A MAN WHO OWNED 5 OVENS, IF HE SELLS ME A STOVE IM BUYING THE DAMN STOVE

458 4 replies
@cryystalz 2026-03-23

the audacity to invite him and then steer him away from the actual carpet

259 3 replies

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