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r/Entitledparents Spoiled Brat Ate My LIVE Pet Crab

2025-12-30 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:09 Crab 6:27 Changing 8:54 Juice 10:53 Adult card 13:21 Bride price 15:19 No kids "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@linuxuser4895 2025-12-30

That crab eating kid's mom needs to be reported to CPS.

707 25 replies
@voutsider190 2025-12-30

'She's five. Her hands are pretty much decorative at this point' Lol

563 3 replies
@xKCAZxLEADER 2025-12-30

First Story: This wonan isn’t just entitled, she is downright unhinged. I found it funny she blamed OP for her child's actions when her hellspawn is the one that reached into the tank. I feel bad for that crab though, getting eaten alive but a hellspawn

507 6 replies
@datboiquadzilla 2025-12-30

The five year old saying “that man needs a nap” sent me 💀😂

275 1 replies
@sophdog2564 2025-12-30

Dabney you should replace puppy bloopers with "things my 4 year old cried about" segments because that's so funny

193 2 replies
@kerryday 2025-12-30

Adult card story. That guy needs to lock down his credit right away. His mom sounds like the kind of parent who will open credit cards in his name

183 8 replies
@Caffeinatedwife 2025-12-30

My 5 year old demanded that I make a solar eclipse happen again. We were in the path of totality and he thought it was cool. Frankly I'm flattered that he thinks I have that power.

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@Dphantomfan369 2025-12-30

Story 1: no that’s not entitlement, that’s just blatant child endangerment and neglect. And a CPS investigation should’ve been a part of the list of consequences for that. Her son put a live crab in his mouth and she tried to justify it, not even considering the possibility of that crap pining the crap out of that boys’s mouth. On top getting himself poisoned. Because mom was too busy committing an assault. Like there’s no way the police or hospital didn’t call CPS after finding out what happened.

113 1 replies
@lorddestrustor8828 2025-12-30

"you're not responsible enough for this credit card, because you refuse to be irresponsible with it for *my* sake." What a insane woman.

102 2 replies
@judgenjury2036 2025-12-30

Hearing that Lily is now four years old gave me whiplash to how much time has passed, I remember hearing about her first birthday. Man, time flies. You're an amazing dad Rslash!

39 1 replies

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