Don't Get Me Started

wait wait wait- lemme guess... this episode of distractible is sponsored by DOOM: The Dark Ages a dark fantasy SI-FI experience that brings epic combat and over the top visuals to the legendary doom franchise.

Wade’s playthrough of Blue Prince is really worth watching. I’m hankering for a new episode every day and am thrilled when one comes out. It’s a really good game and Wade is so thorough at working out the puzzles. Highly recommend watching.

I like how this podcast has basiclly turned into d&d and improv games. It's a vibe and I'm here for it.

don’t even get me started, i know i should be sleeping but my show is on

The trick with the Gorilla: Humans would be less effective at purely melee, but our arms and body structure are DESIGNED to be able to throw with force and accuracy, more than any other primate. If the people are at any kind of maintained distance or otherwise, with so much as gravel and rocks, we would DESTROY most primates in sheer ability and fine-motor-skill. In melee? We're cooked compared to them, and THAT'S when it becomes a numbers game.

Wades statement of "grow plants and eat ants" deserves way more recognition.

As a mother of three Wade did well, but there wasn’t enough uncontrollable angry and sad sobbing.

the thumbnails just keep getting better and better

"my heart will go out to Elon and I'll talk about gay wind. I'm not going after moms."

Don’t get me started on Distractible. Mark is the person with the biggest brain in the universe. So big that he bought solar panels that made him pay *more* for power bills. And he bought a whole kilogram of brazzein from Nigeria to start a sugar-free diet. Bob is funny, and Wade is bald.