The Best, The Worst

Went to bed listening to this and I crashed my bed, thing was completely totaled

Did you know dragons were put on old maps not as an artistic choice but to signal dangerous waters? Very cool stuff imo

"He's got a box of like first born children that people have thrown at him." You gotta use those things! They go bad!

Bob's Lube bottle is probably to help make sure that when he builds a huge trap with a million pieces of everyday object strewn about his home, all the pieces move freely and he can catch a Scooby-Doo style villain. A Lube-Goldberg machine

it makes me sad that nobody acknowledged wade's "u s eh" joke cuz it made me laugh harder than it probably should have

Mark went from wealth in ovens to 3D printers

Bob never apologize for being upset about a pet. I’m a teacher, and my dog suddenly had a cancerous tumor on his leg. I cried at work so much cause I was terrified I’d go home and he would be dead. We eventually put him down, and all my students made me a care basket. I thought they were annoyed with me being scared about my pup, but they all seemed to feel the same sadness I did for him. Most of us have animals, or love animals. I’m so glad Lexi is okay!!!! Give her so many hugs and nose boops from the Distractable Family 🩷

It's always a relief to hear that Lexi's doing okay, still sending her so much love. <3

Wade getting the bald point when he canonically has the best hair

I just imagine being a houseguest at Mark's house and needing to use the bathroom. I open each door to just find another server room 😂