I Really Didn't Like Jurassic World Rebirth

they seriously need to stop making Jurassic World movies aimed for children. it's like the writers are afraid to make kids cry if they make the stakes too high.

The worst part to me is that the father was injured for a whole hour of the film and then just heals with no explanation.

Silly Charlie, dinosaurs know main characters taste terrible. It's the side characters they hunger for.

The fact that a dropped snickers wrapper causes the release of the d-rex will never not be hilarious to me

The French dude refusing to speak English but everyone understanding him and him understanding them felt like Chewbacca 😂😂😂

Did no one else notice the dad broke his leg and it magically healed as the movie went on? How the hell was he crouching and running in the sewer 😭

We need a gritty, R-rated Dino Crisis movie. Clever, intense, and unapologetically gory. No cheap jump scares, just raw survival horror to make up for the disappointment of the recent Jurassic Park films.

I love dinosaurs but good lord they should’ve just made it about the mercenary group and not had the family in it at all.

>Mercenary >Most likely has access to "black market" >Has to go to dinosaur infested island >Doesn't bring guns Mercenaries from California?

What bothered me the most was: 1. Scarlett’s character made a big show of telling the doctor that he wouldn’t be able to handle the pressure of firing at the dinosaur when he’s getting splashed and falling over the boat and then she missed on her first try. Big talk for someone who also missed. 2. Why did no one in the stranded family die? I know they weren’t going to kill a child on screen but they got so much plot armor on it was insane. I half expected the dad or boyfriend to die or make some sacrifice. It was also annoying when the huge dinosaurs couldn’t even kill one screaming person. 3. The little girl brought back the baby dinosaur. Remember when they said the dinosaurs couldn’t survive far from the equator? What’s the little girl going to do with a baby dinosaur? How is she going to raise it? And wouldn’t it begin dying since it left the equator island?