Weirdest Flirting Ever

"Ma'am you've just crashed into a tree and are paralysed from the waist down" Her: *we'll see*

She is completely driving on autopilot. Its terrifying to think shes behind a wheel when shes not even behind the wheel of her own brain

Her randomly emoting every now and then is golden

She actually called him “really ridiculously good looking.” She literally hit him with the Zoolander special.

Lmao I love how the first officer is so fast to throw his buddy under the bus 😂 "oh he's your favorite? Do you wanna talk to him? I'll leave you alone and you can talk to him I'd you'll get out of the car" lmaaoo I can imagine the look he gave him

I actually read the police report, it says they found 2 % of blood in her alcohol system.

Honestly, she's cooperating with the cops better than a lot of the sober Karens on bodycams.

Getting so shitfaced that your brain keeps quickloading to give you another shot at the dialogue options but you keep picking the same ones.

Some people black out but don't pass out and their body basically just goes thru the motions but they're essentially just dreaming and it often tends towards living a nightmare.

This is why everyone needs a friend who’s willing to tell people they need to sit the fuck down and sleep before going anywhere.