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2026-06-11 Comedy
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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren!! :) We are getting into stories and problems that just want to say "Girl.." "Girly Pop" "GIRL what are you doing".. You know what we mean right? Like how else do you respond to your friend catfishing your wife to find out if she's a cheater, or your husband saying he doesnt want you to attend his military graduation, or your boyfriend crashing out on you yet still considering patching things up?! Going to need your thoughts on these. For the REST of this episode head over to Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ NEW MERCH:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ WRITE IN TO US!! Our SubReddit! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Audio only episodes available on all podcast platforms! Index: 00:00 -- Start 04:08 -- Story 1 Two Hot Takes saved my life, not In a symbolic way, FOR REAL 11:18 -- Story 2 AIO My husband doesn’t want me to come to his military boot camp graduation when I already paid for plane tickets 24:33 -- Story 3 My (35m) friend (36m) loyalty tested my wife (40f) without my knowledge. She failed. I feel done with them both. What to do? 47:53 -- Story 4 I (24F) dumped my boyfriend (27M) and called him dirty. Now he's acting like I ruined his life and self esteem. 59:46 -- Story 5 TIFU- Breaking my wife's heart in 20 pieces Story Links: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1tk6cft/two_hot_takes_saved_my_life_not_in_a_symbolic_way/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1tit4tl/aio_my_husband_doesnt_want_me_to_come_to_his/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1qz00fl/my_35m_friend_36m_loyalty_tested_my_wife_40f/ https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/1tnazm9/i_36m_got_wolf_whistled_and_cat_called_by_a_woman/ https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1tlp5n2/tifu_breaking_my_wifes_heart_in_20_pieces/

Top Comments (10)

@zackermeme 2026-06-11

Two in one day!? We have been blessed!!

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@sarispis 2026-06-11

Two in one day? FOR FREEEEE???????

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@krystalh6002 2026-06-11

Military story - he failed basic training and is too embarrassed to tell his wife. Sent the invitation to sell that he is graduating?

399 15 replies
@Elyon9610 2026-06-11

GIRL. I take back all my complaining I did (in my head) about a shorter episode.

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@zoe_astra 2026-06-11

Who the fuck joins the military without telling their partner first??? I think that's more worrying than him not inviting her to graduation.

320 4 replies
@DaphneAgatha 2026-06-11

Let’s say it all together, thank you for the 2 episodes Morgaaan!

283 1 replies
@Jacey97 2026-06-11

Story one…. I am crying. Im so glad you are alive and didn’t give up.

188 2 replies
@downward412 2026-06-11

Wait...so this guy sexted his wife for multiple months to "test"? Who cares why he did it at this point ... He started and carried on an affair with his friend's wife for multiple months.

165 4 replies
@Ryanh1010 2026-06-11

Military one is sus... he either failed training, is cheating/having someone else go, or maybe he didnt join at all and send a fake graduation invite lol

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@mae_maurer 2026-06-11

Morgan and Lauren, this show has truly made such an impact in so many lives. My dad self exited on New Years Day this year. Morgan, you replied to my comment when I said I had been listening to your episodes nonstop to fill the empty void. In that moment, I felt not so alone. I was 1 week postpartum, my dad had left me in the most horrific way possible, and I felt so lonely and scared and just gutted. So I sat on my couch, holding my newborn son and listening to two goofy girls while tears just poured down my face. You guys were one the few bright spots in my life for so many months. 6 months later, I sat down this afternoon with my son to do tummy time, and we put on your show. I never miss a week. I never will. I have listened to you for years. I hope to listen for so many more. Thank you for being there when I needed you the most 🫶

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