What’s Up With Greenland?

Canadian here. We also work with you with norad. We used to be such good friends. Sad really.

I’ve seen the maps, okay? I have the best maps. And I looked at it and said, 'Wow, look at that green ice Island, the greenest of all ice. Nobody has ice like that. We’re going to put a Trump Tower right on the glacier. It’ll be cold, but it’ll be beautiful. The penguins are going to pay for it in tariffs.

That shirt is a fantastic upgrade from the Starry Night tie.

Do you think Greenland’s importance today is more about climate science, military strategy, or future resources?

Santa always visits Greenland first, so if the naughty list needs updating, they let him know.

Sort of amazing he refrained from modern politics. Pure education. Nice work.

Fun Fact, and another reason why the area is so important. A lot of underwater ocean cables are also in that stretch of the ocean; they got put there specifically due to the low distance from coast to coast and additionally there was very little traffic at that time.

I could listen to Neil explain stuff all day.

Mr. Tyson has been my hero since I was a child. I enjoy learning from him.

The Santa clause ice sheet comment killed me 😂 “mkay?” 🙈