OpenAI Buys Northslope to Sell AI - Force Feeding AI Slop on Corporations

I literally read "north slop"

AI is a 50/50 software. 50% hallucination, 50% refusal. I will not use a tool I can not trust nor one which refuses my input. Imagine asking a calculator "what is 9+10" and it says 3.141592 and only after begging it for half an hour for the answer because the answer "might go against their terms and conditions" Useless slop software.

Eli, your sarcasm is just too real

AI can not create anything new but it is valuable in that it can copy, replicate, blend, and sloppily barf out the generic average of generations of human creativity.

Lol I read that as Northslop 😂

Ai feels like its sold to gullible CEOs and executives meanwhile all of their actual employees absolutely hate interacting with it as do any customers dealing with ai applications. Its like Scientology, the people at the top are bribed and extolled as genius's, everyone else is just having to shovel shit.

When Sam Altman is buying you a drink, he is not asking. He is telling.

I could not even booked a plumber because the last plumbing company that I used implemented AI system into their online booking system to handle the gatekeeping and such and it's impossible to get an estimate or find out how much it's going to cost before booking the actual service appointment because apparently the AI cannot understand what customers ask it and they lost my business in fact every company that uses AI as their gatekeeper to run their customer service loses me as a customer because it's worse than the worst human customer service experience you've ever had all it does is piss off all the customers everyone I know is pissed off having to go through AI Gatekeepers that don't understand what your request or issue is and it's turning people very very angrily against companies that are using this technology because it's made everything far worse you can never get a human on the phone anymore you can never get any questions answered so it really does affect your choice of where to spend your money because if you can't get the answers you need you can't get questions answered you can't get estimates you can't can't even find out how much something costs because the AI is gatekeeping everything then you're just going to move on to another business and companies are going to lose their ass

Northslope becomes Northslop

Northslopes are usually cold and dark. Seems appropriate.