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Moana - An Ugly, Soulless, Pointless Disaster

2026-07-13 Entertainment
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It really is the remake to end all remakes (hopefully). A shot-for-shot, beat-for-beat remake of an animated movie that came out less than a decade ago, that does nothing new and looks worse than the original. Avoid Moana, just like everyone else is.

Top Comments (10)

@TheAxebitten 2026-07-13

A movie 100% CGI remade into a movie 99% CGI

8.3k 52 replies
@BenjiXAddictX4Ever 2026-07-13

Nobody asked for a Moana Live Action... except for The Rock.

11.2k 154 replies
@michaelmcneely1377 2026-07-13

The Rock's most anticipated paycheck since the last one.

5.3k 27 replies
@nex9258 2026-07-16

I think Disney is suffering from such a lack of creativity that they need to make a remake of a recent movie.

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@TurnerTolkien2013 2026-07-13

I’m surprised that Pedro Pascal or Zendaya weren’t Moana.😅

7.0k 136 replies
@mikelinux1961 2026-07-13

bro we have been in clown world for like 15 years

3.7k 73 replies
@vladtheimpaler9577 2026-07-13

For a so called live action remake it's like 80% animated green screens.

2.3k 26 replies
@asifauran 2026-07-18

Knock knock….still waiting for The Odyssey review

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@RMD0922 2026-07-13

Just wait another 5 years till Disney pushes the “Animated Update” of the Live Action remake of the original animated version.

4.4k 54 replies
@terrymcintire9441 2026-07-14

Funny how they can find enough Polynesians to fill this movie out, but Nolan can't find one Greek for the odyssey

2.2k 59 replies

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