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r/Bestof Should I Hire My Old Bully?

2026-05-17 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:08 Affair 4:37 Pee 7:24 Bully 10:52 Daughters memories "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@Crocell979 2026-05-17

Leek and potato soup is a hearty, delicious soup that i don't think enough people know about. Serve 4-6 You Will Need 200g Leeks 1 Large onion 2 Cloves garlic 600g potatoes (cleaned and chopped, peel if you would like) 700ml chicken or vegetable stock 300ml whole milk 2 Tbsp butter and oil Salt and Pepper Slice your onions and leeks. Rinse the leeks in a bowl of water. Do not attempt to drain them as any sand/dirty from the leeks will end up being poured back over the leeks. (The leeks will float so just grab them and shake off excess water before adding to the pan) Add the butter and oil to a large saucepan over a medium heat and add the onions and leeks. Sautee for 15 minutes. Add the remaining ingredients. Simmer for 40 minutes. Blend and season to your liking with salt and pepper.

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@RyoshuCookieReal 2026-05-17

The bully story boils down to a simple, well known saying: “What goes around, comes around.”

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@sayadiva123 2026-05-17

Story 1: I wouldn’t have even told him about filing for divorce. I’d have just left the papers on the counter and a picture of them boarding the plane as proof

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@lostshadows768 2026-05-17

Story 3: Nah, bullies rarely remember their victims as well as their victims remember them. For me it was a formative experience, for you it was Tuesday.

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@michaelharmon8960 2026-05-17

First story wait until that young girl comes to her senses and realizes that she dosent want an old guy as a boyfriend either A.she only with him for his money and will cheat on him soon or B she’ll dump him since the fun of sneaking around is over and having a real relationship will be a lot of work and if there willing to cheat with you there willing to cheat on you

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@darkmask5933 2026-05-17

Schizophrania has to be one of the scariest disorders out there; its not the same as just being sick, you literally see the world differently, you experience delusions that feel real, people you love and trust just turning into monsters in front of your eyes, and then them having no idea what you're talking about. Imagine your partner, your child, your own parents coming up to you and telling you how they plan on killing you and how no one will miss you, breaking you down, only to discover later that that never happened, but it doesn't make it any less real to you.

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@mr.e7806 2026-05-17

Tf2 Sniper to the boyfriend in story 2: Bloody Hell you're awful. Professionals have standards

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@MrKingArthurhk 2026-05-17

I had a Sikh sell me life insurance at my home decades ago. This was after 9/11. I can tell the difference. I know exactly where I was working when the terrorist blew up the Twin Towers. Despite being outraged, I can tell the difference. The bully has to be stupid.

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@onlywisehermit6624 2026-05-17

Between 96 to 00. Two of my uncles lived with my grandmother, their mother's basement. When she passed and they were forced out. My mother and mom step father found multiple gallon jugs filled of urine in the basement.

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@anonymouse7078 2026-05-17

I once argued with a guy in the comments section about this exact thing. He was telling me that all men piss in the sink and I said my husband would never do that and would be disgusted by that. For the life of me he argued and argued that I was lying and my husband does it behind my back. I can guarantee that my husband would never do that and I stand by my claim!!! I asked my husband the exact question "Do you or would you ever piss in the sink?" and he gagged and said absolutely not. That's disgusting! How lazy and gross!

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