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Microsoft Just Released a Linux Distro

2026-07-01 Comedy
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Microsoft have destroyed Windows, now… they’re looking to ruin Linux. SOURCE: https://www.windowslatest.com/2026/06/29/microsoft-called-linux-a-cancer-now-ships-its-own-free-distro-thats-nothing-like-ubuntu-or-fedora/ SUPPORT: https://funkytime.tv/patriot-signup/ MERCH: https://funkytime.tv/shop/ FUNKY TIME WEBSITE: https://funkytime.tv FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/SamtimeNews TWITTER: http://twitter.com/SamtimeNews INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/samtimenews ----------------------------------- 'Escape the ordinary. Embrace the FUNKY!' ----------------------------------- SAMTIME is a parody channel and does not represent the tech company featured. For sponsorship enquiries: [email protected] For other business enquiries: [email protected] Copyright FUNKY TIME PRODUCTIONS 2026

Top Comments (10)

@dont_take_me_seriously-r4n 2026-07-01

Oh god. They’re gonna try and privatize Linux.

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@fuwingpang5445 2026-07-01

It’s not just the operating system, it is the company I don’t trust.

2.8k 37 replies
@SLUMLORD_T 2026-07-01

I wouldn't trust Microsoft to distribute water without it catching fire

2.5k 22 replies
@noahsmw 2026-07-01

Microslop was hit so hard by the competition, they decided to just switch teams

2.3k 41 replies
@Ghost818-x8c 2026-07-01

Windows just keep impressing us in the most worst way possible

651 4 replies
@gelerakkers 2026-07-01

Get them away from linux, they'll bloat it somehow

555 13 replies
@weatherlands 2026-07-03

10 spywares hidden in a penguin costume

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@mihaigabriel8080 2026-07-03

That window is not touching my penguin!

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@Darke463 2026-07-02

Even Linux can't escape Microsoft...

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@BlameryT27 2026-07-02

"They've ruined their own operating system, and now they're coming for yours." XD

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