The Perfect Programming Language

My biggest takeaway from this parody is that new languages often have 3 or so really interesting, possibly useful features, but also about 30 completely deranged features that guarantee its failure

"AI does not use AI. Instead, any incomplete code will be auto-emailed to Lu Wilson, who will get back to you with a completed line as soon as possible"

A language that transcends languages in that it never once cared for the problems software engineers wanted to solve; however, it still has the cajones to say all this without ONCE mentioning "I took all the things"

So loops are actually possible, just use 2 "reverse!"s and let the first one be a boolean that's false the first time you pass it.

I take it that "affects all users forever" also persists multiple invocations of the program, even if the actual declaration is changed. Who's the genius now, Tom?

DreamBerd creator actually have an insanely good Youtube channel called TodePond

This language is ingenios! The Author must be a pupil of Tom.

Can't compete with JDSL because TOM is a GENIUS!

8:54 Imagine giving your husband some food and literally hear him scream "I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna actually die!" 10 seconds later.

"Type annotations don't do anything, but they help some people to feel more comfortable". Python.