The Perfect Programming Language

My biggest takeaway from this parody is that new languages often have 3 or so really interesting, possibly useful features, but also about 30 completely deranged features that guarantee its failure

"AI does not use AI. Instead, any incomplete code will be auto-emailed to Lu Wilson, who will get back to you with a completed line as soon as possible"

A language that transcends languages in that it never once cared for the problems software engineers wanted to solve; however, it still has the cajones to say all this without ONCE mentioning "I took all the things"

So loops are actually possible, just use 2 "reverse!"s and let the first one be a boolean that's false the first time you pass it.

I take it that "affects all users forever" also persists multiple invocations of the program, even if the actual declaration is changed. Who's the genius now, Tom?

"This is a language worse than JS!" Please, do not be this closed minded. You haven't even tried it yet and you are already making such bold statements.

better than javascript

This language is ingenios! The Author must be a pupil of Tom.

I just learned the author has a YT channel!!!: https://www.youtube.com/@TodePond?sub_confirmation=1 CHECK AND SUBSCRIBE PLS

"Type annotations don't do anything, but they help some people to feel more comfortable". Python.