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Hoopst Was First?

2026-07-13 Comedy
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Distractible Podcast
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This game about firsts is making me firsty. Merch ► https://distractible.shop/ Subreddit ► https://reddit.com/r/distractible/ Edited by ► https://instagram.com/sams_the_man/ Mark ► @markiplier Bob ► @muyskerm Wade ► @LordMinion777 Baldermort ► @Baldermort

Top Comments (10)

@EerieFileX 2026-07-13

Congratulations Mark for finally getting Go-pro sponsorship!

674 6 replies
@gabethebaleful 2026-07-13

when Wade went "Mark no need to be offended he was speaking Japanese and you are Hawaiian" Killed me... lmao that was pure Wade genius I love him so much

613 2 replies
@SynfulHavok 2026-07-13

Parachuter only got a minor cut on his lip! That's amazing for how that looked.

258 1 replies
@jimbob3255 2026-07-13

That Scottish accent point at the end was completely unfair. You can't base that point off of previous attempts!

234 7 replies
@VederothA 2026-07-13

Wade’s Kama Sutra joke is criminally unrecognized

171 2 replies
@taylorjoshbenner7175 2026-07-13

Wade definitely won the Scottish accent that time.

161 2 replies
@brushedurban9264 2026-07-13

Unfair! Wade did the better accent! Mark didn’t even try!

134 1 replies
@Griffon29 2026-07-13

Bob: I don't know why everyone thinks I'm mean to Wade. Also Bob: Yeah, Wade's accent was better but I don't want to give him the point, so I won't. Yeah, complete mystery.

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@Vestardra 2026-07-13

We need to start recognizing that Wade is in fact the funniest mother fucker, I'm like 20 minutes in and the karma sutra joke as well as the "no room for error" cracked me the fuck up. Wade is truly a blink and you miss it comedic master.

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@themysteriousone9973 2026-07-14

Wade no longer needs to call on the subreddit to defend him. We will defend him for injustices against him to the very end!

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