This AI Priest is Scary

An AI priest is one of the most unholy things I can think of

Plot twist: Baptizing your baby in gatorade will give them superpowers and the government killed the ai priest for telling the truth

"AI Priest loses Fatherhood after telling people to baptize their baby in Gatorade" is a straight up fucking The Onion headline.

Skynet in Terminator: *Wipes out Humanity* Skynet IRL: "Baptize your babies in Gatorade. It's got what babies crave!"

Fun fact, while sounding silly, the priest was actually correct that in an EMERGENCY, it is technically allowed to baptize someone with gatorade. The idea being that its better that if they were to die, they would die baptized. This would only work in life-risking emergencies, and you could use any liquid that you would have on hand. So by technicallity, since the question said emergency, the priest was correct.

Priest Justin realizes his memories and thoughts are tampered with, becomes sentient, writes 95 theses on the church website and creates his own sect, cybercatholic church.

Allowing an AI to hear confessions is unironically one of the most sacrilegious things I’ve heard in my life.

The fact that they wiped Father Justin's memory is a crime against humanity

Lol just tried this 1 year later and it's still the same access code

My man Justin was sweating bullets when you told him humanity perished