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r/Offmychest I Have a Secret πŸ”₯SpicyπŸ”₯ Job

2026-03-20 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:07 Secret job 2:43 Killer 5:54 Mistress 9:46 Minutes 11:23 False accusation 14:22 Clean up "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@puppetguy8726 2026-03-20

Just say "I work a remote job, it's confidential and I've had to sign a very strict NDA"

595 3 replies
@xKCAZxLEADER 2026-03-20

Second Story: I couldn’t imagine being in OP's position. Honestly, I sometimes wonder what parents of murderers go through after everything is said and done. I get the friend's anger but why take it out on OP? OP's son is the only pos who killed someone. I get it was out of anger but take it out in the awful person who deserves to rot in a cell

457 18 replies
@princeofddr 2026-03-20

Story 5: If that woman was REALLY sorry, she'd confess to everyone that she was a liar. But she only vaguely apologized to OP just to ease her own conscience. WAY too late, on top of that.

263 9 replies
@LornKern-o3k 2026-03-20

5th story: she kept pressuring him. She ignored his attempt to stop. That was r*pe, period. He was accused when he was actually the victim.

210 8 replies
@SwitchedtoLinux 2026-03-20

First story....just say you are a ghost writer with an NDA that prevents you telling people what you are writing.

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@akoskedves5799 2026-03-20

Story about false accusation: You didn't lose a single friend, you lost spineless worms. The sooner you accept this, the sooner your life will start to become better again.

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@willlevesconte3816 2026-03-20

Story 3: what so many side pieces (male and female) never understand is that rule #1 is that you are #2. And even if you do get to that #1 spot, there will ALWAYS be someone else. If they'll cheat for you, they'll cheat on you.

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@Eppon6 2026-03-20

First story "I do commissioned work online. It's not stable so I'm still looking for a proper career, but it's a good little side-hustle for now." And if they ask what exactly, then depending on whether or not the OP makes the art themselves or not, they can either say art commissions of a specific fandom and niche, or they can say it's related to a niche financial situation and involves private info so can't go into details about. And cannot share about it or work for friends/family, it's a lot of drama to mix work life with private life so that's a hard no.

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@GraveNotes 2026-03-20

It is devastating how selfish killers are, ruining EVERYONES life around them. No one is spared in these cases, and it's disgusting. I hope that son gets what he deserves, whatever it is, and I hope everyone involved an grieve properly and live their lives without forgetting the stolen one.

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@A_Rose_From_Concrete 2026-03-20

Fourth story: My mom told me the wise words of my grandma "Don't work yourself to death for a job that's gonna still be there long after you're dead."

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