r/Offmychest My Own Constipation Almost Killed Me

First Story: First off, this man is a keeper. Bro did all of this for OP ON THE SECOND DATE and stuck around. OP best marry this man and never let him go. Second, what did OP eat that made her this severely constipated? I have no doubts that relief did feel like her soul left her body and ascended 😂

FIGHTING CONSTIPATION WITH FIBER?? NOOOOOOO YOU NEED STOOL SOFTENERS NOT MORE FIBER it’s gonna make it more packed!!

For story 1, honestly the best relationships are forged from "crappy" situations (pun intended)

Story 1: As an IBS haver i was cry-laughing-cringing 💀💀💀💀💀💀

First Story: Keep that man OP. Second Story: W parents.

Story 1: OP marry him TODAY Story 3: Even though those inhalers says it's at 0 there's still a few puffs left

Drunk dad story: I love that the mums cover is that she is a bit ditzy and made too much food and the dad is like, well screw it, I'm a drunk

Story One: First, yeah, this guy is definitely a keeper. Second, the enema is NOT the last resort, because the first thing the hospital will give her - after an IV - is the lovely carbonated Magnesium Sulfate drink. Sixteen ounces of pure liquid demon-flushing magic.

I understand why she was worried she’d never see him again, but no man is going through all that trouble for someone he doesn’t intend to keep around 😂❤

Only three months in to my relationship with my husband, we were having a movie marathon at my parents house when my childhood dog started dying. This man helped my mom carry my dying dog to the car so she could take her to the vet and then stayed with me while I bawled my eyes out. The best relationships are forged in fire.