r/Amithedevil My Son Isn't Allowed to Have Friends

“My son is 18, still pretty much a baby, and wild as a buck. He’s a lot like his dad in that sense.” If anyone else feels nauseous after that, I have a bucket.

story 2: Stealing his earbuds and disabling party chat? That’s how you ensure your son never speaks to you again at 18.

Story 1 and 2: these are the type of parents that end up left rotting away in nursing homes

Op treats her son like an untrustworthy failure, stalks him, screams at a girl for the horrific crime of _~checks notes~_ spending the night... and doesn't understand why he sneaks out, acts up, and hates being at her place? Girl. You treat him like a criminal for the simple act of existing as a teenager.

Story 1: Sooo…i’m guessing in a few years Op will be on reddit loudly asking why her son doesn’t speak to her anymore…what an awful person.

Last story: Marriage Jail is a batshit crazy line. Like, dude, you took an oath when you married her, BROKE that oath by cheating, she's let you stay despite this and you're calling it Marriage Jail. To that OPs wife. Ditch this douche under the bus.

Third Story: "I would do ANYTHING FOR LAWN.... but I won't do that..."

Story 4: I love that OP’s only defense for all of this is they felt their playlist would ruin his business, when changing it behind their, arguing with the bride in the middle of her reception, refusing to give a refund when they violated the agreement, then trying to hold out through small claims court. Is basically going to destroy their business completely.

Story 3: "And I'll do anything to avoid doing it." Except pay your nephew.

2nd story is 100% one of those parents that is still resentful of their child for making friends and not treating their parents as their best friends.