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r/Bestof I Kidnapped My Own Sister

2026-03-13 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:10 Elder care 4:40 Helping sister 10:20 Cheater "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@datboiquadzilla 2026-03-13

“Our next Reddit post comes from r/adultery.” Me: “… oh no.”

588 15 replies
@imjudgingyou000 2026-03-13

“She’s sweet and that’s why I love her” = “I thought I’d broken her down enough not to leave”

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@SteviiLove 2026-03-13

Story 2; OP should have gotten the full amount and then split the $250 per month from it, using that on what he said (groceries, medical bills, etc) while saving the remaining $550 into an account for the sister to use for furthering her education and/or giving her a head start once she is on her own.

192 2 replies
@braverydoesstuff4063 2026-03-13

Last Story: Hearing RSlash cover these stories is so funny to me because RSlash is a husband and father and often talks about how much he loves his wife and kids. So hearing him make fun of cheaters is always a delight. Get on RSlash's level, cheaters! He actually loves his family!

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@Mewse1203 2026-03-13

Cheater stpry: " I asked her how she could justblie to me like that." In the words of Charlotte Dobre: THE AUDACITY!! Seriously, HE has the unmitigated GALL to ask that of her after months of non-stop lies? What an ultramaroon

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@xKCAZxLEADER 2026-03-13

Second Story: I don’t know where OP's dad got the idea that OP "technically kidnapped" his sister. HE sent his daughter to her mom and then the mom sent her daughter to OP. This man is a terrible father and I would bet he is a terrible person. He tried to play victim when HE chose to send his kid away and didn’t reach out for all this time

123 3 replies
@katherinknowles1557 2026-03-13

Ah yes, when you're so early it still says 'no views' lmao

93 1 replies
@Clyde-S-Wilcox 2026-03-13

Last story: O NOES I CHEATED ON MY WIFE AND SHE DID EVERYTHING WRONG WHEN SHE FOUND OUT! HOW COULD SHE! What a scumsucker. Keep on drinking OP.

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@devlynandlink 2026-03-13

Oh no boohoo the guy has to give up smoking. Guy shouldn’t be buying a house if child support is going to affect his finances.

62 3 replies
@johnbriggs1038 2026-03-13

12:10 Imagine being the one who cheated and ruined a marriage, but being angry at the person you were cheating on because they didn't tell you they knew about the affair. What a hypocrite. In what world do you deserve anything from the person you betrayed in the worst way? Smh.

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