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2026-02-05 Comedy
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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Michaela! We needed one more week of closure - whether good or bad. So coming at you with chaotic updates on someone who calls out his wife for being jealous, a dad who sent his daughter's bf to the store for an inappropriate shirt, an OP whose partner has a crush on the personal trainer, and more! Buckle up and get ready to share your own takes in the comments. Partners: State Farm: Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with the Personal Price Plan! Credit Karma: https://www.creditkarma.com/ Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ NEW MERCH: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Audio only episodes available on all podcast platforms! Index: 00:00 -- Start 4:30 -- Story 1 AITA for telling my wife to stop being so jealous of my friends fiance? 30:05 -- Story 2 Am I the a-hole for making my daughter's BF buy a new t-shirt? 48:52 -- Story 3 My (38m) wife (38f) admitted to me that she has quite an intense crush on her personal trainer. What’s the next step? 1:15:42 -- Story 4 AITA for refusing to attend my best friend’s engagement party after she uninvited my husband 1:33:28 -- Story 5 AITA for refusing to promise my best friend 100% that I wouldn’t sleep with a mutual friend? Story Links: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1qguz3g/aita_for_telling_my_wife_to_stop_being_so_jealous/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/comments/1pzamyi/am_i_the_ahole_for_making_my_daughters_bf_buy_a/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/comments/1qn8pqw/my_38m_wife_38f_admitted_to_me_that_she_has_quite/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1qfzh03/aita_for_refusing_to_attend_my_best_friends/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1qo4gwa/new_final_update_aita_for_refusing_to_promise_my/

Top Comments (10)

@DiMagnolia 2026-02-05

The added layer of racism in the first story is inexcusable, the wife is a horrible person and not a girls girl at all. The husband is in the right, I’d blow up if my partner behaved that way, especially if we’d already had multiple private conversations about it and she said she wouldn’t do it anymore. Rachel and Matt handled this flawlessly.

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@misslauren6798 2026-02-05

"I had a crush on a guy when we were 13, so you can't date him now that we're 20..." 🙄 It DOES sound like her friend has a history of calling "dibs" on guys.

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@Kn58307 2026-02-06

I’m so on Morgan’s side with that last story lol. You can’t claim every member of the opposite sex

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@the_shutterblade 2026-02-05

That wife harassing the trainer is TERRIBLE.

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@megi_mcdink12 2026-02-06

Story 5, I'm going to join the "Girl Michaela, what?" crowd because I feel like she straight up wasn't listening to the update lol. OP gave 3 examples of her being the considerate friend and being overly accepting of her friends opinion about her personal life, but Michaela sees it as OP stealing the guys? Wtf, who hurt you? Lol. Edit to add: If OP said she would guarantee not to sleep with Aaron and 10, 20 years later it happens, the friend would absolutely be the type to call in that guarantee. You can't reasonably promise that kind of thing for the rest of your life. The friend is proof of that, called dibs on a dude not talking to her at the time, TWO YEARS LATER they start dating and they're still together.

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@jaymccray1763 2026-02-07

“No, I want him as an option” as if a person is an item on the shelf at the grocery store. Gross.

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@kenzzjo 2026-02-06

Michaela’s take on story 5 is wild to me 🥴 So firm in it. The girl tried to save multiple people as options over the years & told OP not to pursue them so SHE could. She didn’t want OP being the more desirable person out of the two. This woman has been married for 7 yeeears. This is crazy to me 😅

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@Lexx-dt 2026-02-22

Ugh. Michaela was insufferable on that last story. An 8th grade crush??? Get the fuck over it. Asking your friend to constantly steer clear of guys for HER comfort or benefit is so annoying. If this girl is happy in her 7 YEAR relationship, then why does she give a fuck about this guy??

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@diamondmahan8349 2026-02-05

My favorite part of every episode is Morgan plugging colonoscopies 😂

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@sydsabbath6671 2026-02-06

I’m with Morgan on story 5. She sounds like she just wants to call dibs on every guy she’s interacted with lol

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