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2026-05-07 Comedy
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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin! We're getting into some domestic conflicts, couple conundrums, and complex relationship problems! From morning showers vs night showers, to an OP whose partner wont stop breaking her special tea set, to a OP whose partner is holding on to her past, to a woman who can't taste CHEESE! Can't wait to hear your takes on these ones! Sleep video Justin talked about: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=st_Ah6Ykbh4&pp=0gcJCU8Co7VqN5tD&ra=m Partners: State Farm: Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with the Personal Price Plan®. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there®. Credit Karma: This episode is brought to you by Intuit Credit Karma. Karma you can count on. What brands are you into lately :) help a girl out with a 2 question survey: https://forms.gle/UxWw3RxGAPRoiYRg8 Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ NEW MERCH:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ WRITE IN TO US!! Our SubReddit! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/⁠⁠⁠ Full length Audio only episodes available on all podcast platforms! Less ads when you watch on Spotify!! Index: 00:00 -- Start 06:30 -- Story 1 I (28F) Night Shower. BF (29M) Morning Showers. How Do We Compromise? 28:43 -- Story 2 AITA for expecting my girlfriend to do my half of her chores as well? 38:28 -- Story 3 How can I (37F) tell my husband (38M) that he's not allowed to use his deceased grandmother's china? 01:02:28 -- Story 4 My husband wants a ****star.. 1:12:06 -- Story 5 I'm convinced my wife can't taste cheese and she refuses to accept it 1:20:17 -- Story 6 My (M33) wife (F28) cannot accept that I dated a, on what she calls a "low class" woman (F30). 1:34:20 -- Story 7 I make appointments for things I actually don't need (car shopping, apartment tours, insurance agents, ect) because im lonely. Story Links: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1rmtlm7/i_28f_night_shower_bf_29m_morning_showers_how_do/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1smoi3e/aita_for_expecting_my_girlfriend_to_do_my_half_of/ https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1sur2qr/how_can_i_37f_tell_my_husband_38m_that_hes_not/ https://tinyurl.com/husband-wants-a-star https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1rojlib/im_convinced_my_wife_cant_taste_cheese_and_she/ https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1scxgxm/my_m33_wife_f28_cannot_accept_that_i_dated_a_on/ https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/1s4pazr/i_make_appointments_for_things_i_actually_dont/

Top Comments (10)

@EJ24ification 2026-05-07

The Good Place really has it right when they said it's impossible to make a moral decision in modern times without it having horrible effects for someone else.

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@emilydavis9915 2026-05-07

40:26 this story is sending me into orbit😭 i can feel poor grandma's spirit wincing at her precious pieces being broken by her shitty grandfailson. idc that its 'his family' op needs to protect the pieces, if i was in their position id have brought a locked glass case for them after the first break.

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@ask__geeves 2026-05-07

19:35 Morgan, it was the workers enduring horrific working conditions in the 1800s and fighting (sometimes risking their lives) tooth and nail, protesting, striking to get a 40 hour work week. The labor movement deserves the credit for the workweek, not the capitalist Henry Ford.

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@ragasaur5878 2026-05-07

I'm so mad at the tea set guy. I audibly gasped when I heard about the tea pot!

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@njc1304 2026-05-07

55:05 Justin isn't wrong. The story he was trying to remember was on Patreon. The husband didn't want his wife to drive with the kids, they added cameras to her car, she drove unto a canal, lost driving privileges because of her careless driving, ended up getting divorced and a bunch of other stuff. Eventually she drove into traffic and a semitruck killed her. It was a very sad story 😢.

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@cee__air__uh 2026-05-07

15:30 it’s not showering at night that is bad for your hair, it’s sleeping on wet hair. Our hair is more fragile when wet due to the temporary breaking of bonds, so it’s more prone to damage from things like brushing it or moving around in our sleep.

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@alexolar4886 2026-05-07

As someone with OCD, it is my opinion that asking someone to even do the 5min or less rinse thing is something I'd at least need to be able to promise my partner wouldn't be forever. OCD can become very onerous for the other partner if, like op suggested, the one with OCD lets it control how other people live too.

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@caitlinharrison4245 2026-05-07

I'm bewildered by this cheese conversation. Parmesan most definitely has a distinct flavor. Cheese is so flavorful 😭

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@amandag7086 2026-05-07

Whoever said laundry is the easiest does not have a particular spouse and multiple children 😅 it takes me forever!!

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@jennygattone1005 2026-05-07

On the tea set one-I break dishes a lot, but I also have a neurological disease. I don’t ever use my grandmother’s teapot, it’s on my bookshelf.

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