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2025-09-11 Comedy
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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! We have a very special theme thanks to the work that Direct-Caterpillar77 does on Reddit! We have a whole theme of amazing stories that may.. or may not have an update. From an OP that feels like he missed out on being wild before getting married to an OP that dropped out of a wedding and got some disturbing messages.. there's some juicy ones. Can't wait to hear your takes! NEW MERCH: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Caitlin who made the bags for my Bach trip ♥ https://www.instagram.com/caitlinconqueso/?hl=en Partners: State Farm: http:// Statefarm.com or use the award winning app to get help from a local agent! Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ MERCH HERE ! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Audio only episodes available on all podcast platforms! Index: 00:00 -- Start 6:06 -- Story 1 Why I Had to Drop Out as Maid of Honor Two Months Before the Wedding 36:58 -- Story 2 AITA for yelling at my boyfriend to “just shut up” when he tried giving me a corporate finance lecture during.. 47:30 -- Story 3 My wife had her wild phase before me, and now that I’m finally thriving, I feel like I missed out, am I wrong for feeling this way? 01:08:26 -- Story 4 I 20f saw my 22m boyfriends apartment for the first time and it creeped me out 1:29:09 -- Story 5 My neighbor thinks I hexed her because her sourdough starter died, and now she’s staging “counter-spells” in my yard. 1:39:43 -- Story 6 AITA for suggesting my 7yo name his new stuffed tiger "Tig Bitties"? Story Links: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1n69nhm/why_i_had_to_drop_out_as_maid_of_honor_two_months/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/hm2ra4/aita_for_yelling_at_my_boyfriend_to_just_shut_up/?share_id=sr25MX0TISkAa6rp9zRUz&utm_content=1&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1mya8jn/my_wife_had_her_wild_phase_before_me_and_now_that/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofNoUpdates/comments/1mxpigk/i_20f_saw_my_22m_boyfriends_apartment_for_the/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1msgxnl/my_neighbor_thinks_i_hexed_her_because_her/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofNoUpdates/comments/1mjc1gn/aita_for_suggesting_my_7yo_name_his_new_stuffed/

Top Comments (10)

@kylieirene2722 2025-09-11

“I don’t care if my wife finds me attractive.” “I don’t feel desired.” Okay, brother. Which is it.

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@wormywormm 2025-09-11

“grief doesn’t die, it grows teeth” YEAH AND IT WAS EATING YOU ALIVE GIRL WTF

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@witchwhisperss 2025-09-11

"uploaded 12 minutes ago" it is 5:30 am and i just walked in the door to reheat my crappy thai takeout after spending all day/night with family putting down a family pet. you have no idea how much i needed a THT video to just watch while i eat ugh bless morgan <3

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@michelleh24 2025-09-11

Story 1: something that I heard and could not unhear, but you didn’t mention it was that the bride threatened to hurt herself because the MOHs wouldn’t/couldn’t pay for her and the OP took two days to drive there. That is a very powerful abusive relationship tactic. This friend is extremely emotionally abusive to her friends and probably her fiancé/husband as well. I am empathetic to her having lost her mom so close to the wedding, but that does not excuse to abuse.

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@Elizabethl_lauren 2025-09-11

Story 3 he was basically telling her if you don’t do all the things I want I’ll cheat on you

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@mariajohnson9596 2025-09-11

Story 3… it’s crazy to say I don’t care that wife finds me attractive. My husband is literally the only person I care about finding me attractive. Like what?!

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@krankmas 2025-09-11

For story 2 I don't think we are taking into account the possibility the boyfriend is on the spectrum. It sounds like she finally had a reason to be interested in his very specific thing and the excitement broke the dam. She really should have communicated her want for him to chill on the talk before it got to the point of yelling at him during sex lol

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@martispartis05 2025-09-11

That bride is literally crazy, but honestly a good writer 😟

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@laurenviray7589 2025-09-11

I’ve told my toddler that when she lies the light in her nose lights up so whenever she fibs she covers her nose 🤣🤣🤣

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@sabribri3529 2025-09-12

Honestly the apartment story had me physically roll my eyes because first of all COMMUNICATE?! ask him about his furniture 😭 also how come you don’t know if your bf has hobbies after a year? That’s so insane

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