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2026-07-16 Comedy
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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin & Lauren! All aboard for an assortment of stories where people are being MESSY! Whether it's an OP trying to sort how to feel when they keep getting told they're 'SO LUCKY' their partner is with them, to a woman whose long time BFF admitted feelings during his honeymoon, to an insane request prior to going through with a marriage.. we have some wild stories that have us questing who's on the crazy train. How would you handle these problems?! Justins Latest Song: https://open.spotify.com/track/4LQg3bAOKl1o4sht8sSdrW?si=952d9c3d702f4fc0 Love Is Respect Quiz: https://www.loveisrespect.org/quizzes/ UPCOMING LIVE SHOW: https://www.foryoufestival.com/tickets Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ NEW MERCH:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ WRITE IN TO US!! Our SubReddit! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Audio only episodes available on all podcast platforms! Less ads on Spotify! Index: 00:00 -- Start 04:47 -- Story 1 Women always call me a “lucky guy” when they meet my gf and it’s not feeling like a compliment anymore 23:47 -- Story 2 AITA for beating my (25M) girlfriend’s (24F) dad (51M) in a hot-dog eating contest? 39:43 -- Story 3 I told my wife she’s extremely insecure and that I’m not going to throw away from childhood diaries just because they involve my ex. Am I wrong? 53:10 -- Story 4 AIO for being upset that my partner is sad to move out of their parents home to move in with me and our child? 59:46 -- Story 5 My [25F] longtime best friend [25M] keeps messaging me from his honeymoon; I don't know how to end the friendship 1:25:10 -- Story 6 My fiancée wants me to get circumcised before our wedding Story Links: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1uoprbe/women_always_call_me_a_lucky_guy_when_they_meet/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1uovktq/aita_for_beating_my_25m_girlfriends_24f_dad_51m/ https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1us9nmj/i_told_my_wife_shes_extremely_insecure_and_that/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1j4j02d/aio_for_being_upset_that_my_partner_is_sad_to/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1upjzzb/my_25f_longtime_best_friend_25m_keeps_messaging/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1unbhlp/my_fiancée_wants_me_to_get_circumcised_before_our/

Top Comments (10)

@DawryMike 2026-07-16

It would suck to constantly hear a message that sounds positive, but with the implicit meaning of "She's too good for you". That would hurt anyone's feelings, man or woman

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@reptilemommy 2026-07-16

As much as I love a good guest episode, it’s pretty hard to beat one with the 3 of you. Definitely my favorite !

625 15 replies
@rustymolla 2026-07-16

"you should always be fighting for your partner" I saw something recently that said "foreplay isn't just what you do before sex, it's how you treat them throughout the day" and I feel like that hits a similar point. Just because you're partnered up doesn't mean you should stop trying

256 1 replies
@ellie.schmelli 2026-07-16

i hope smosh also covers that second story, i want to hear shayne say dogler that many times

550 13 replies
@BuckinNightmare 2026-07-16

Justin's band is called Parkwild if you want to follow his music! ❤

303 7 replies
@OhAndHailey 2026-07-16

Every time I learn more about Justin I get so happy him and Morgan found each other 😭 he’s such a gem

197 4 replies
@ArinellSnap 2026-07-16

Can you imagine having someone who loves you enough to just be like, “I lost my phone? Oh well, I’m just enjoying my honeymoon” who comes with a big, supportive family, and ruining it all for some weird jealousy shit by doing a seriously brainless catfishing ploy? He dodged a bullet big time

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@rafayel_ridable_fish_d1nner 2026-07-16

i give people genuine compliments all the time too and i often have to stop myself from complimenting men because they always interpret it as flirting when its not

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@kaceykatt 2026-07-17

i’ve been a tht watcher since the beginning, tht and father knows is what pushed me to leave my abusive relationship. i don’t know how much longer i would have stayed without tht. thank you morgan and everyone else that’s ever contributed to this great community.

78 2 replies
@buttercupryyy738 2026-07-16

Running to the comments to see if anyone else mentioned Morgan saying “I love a good train” I hope I’m not the only one 😂

214 8 replies

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