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2026-03-12 Comedy
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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! Ever met someone and thought, "They're a breed of their own"? Well that's what this weeks stories entail.. uniquely odd people and their equally unique problems. From someone who lied to his wife about coffee for years to a man whose wife is obsessed with his ex and her millionaire fiancé .. we have so many mind boggling stories. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these ones! Partners: Duluth Trading Company: Shop at DuluthTrading.com and in-store today.  State Farm: Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with the Personal Price Plan! Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ NEW MERCH:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036  WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Audio only episodes available on all podcast platforms & video on Spotify! Index: 00:00 -- Start 08:41 -- Story 1 TIFU: Dismissing bright red blood in my stool for years. (If you're currently experiencing this symptom PLEASE READ) 19:21 -- Story 2 Guy I’m seeing constantly talks in a baby voice 36:43 - -Story 3 AITA: my [35F] partner [40M] peed in a mug and I was horrified. Am I the asshole here in how I reacted? 47:41 -- Story 4 AITJ for not telling my wife for eight years that the coffee she thinks she hates is the coffee she drinks every morning 56:59 -- Story 5 AIO for calling off my engagement after my fiancé admitted his family secretly tested me to see if i was a gold digger? 1:18:07 -- Story 6 My wife cannot get over the fact that my ex-wife is marrying a millionaire. 1:40:57 -- Story 7 TIFU sleeping with someone funny Story Links: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/l21s75/tifu_dismissing_bright_red_blood_in_my_stool_for/ https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1cegc53/deleted_by_user/?share_id=qZtCCjeNRgiNOyEv_qkKV&utm_content=1&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1rmessi/aita_my_35f_partner_40m_peed_in_a_mug_and_i_was/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheJerk/comments/1r5f58q/aitj_for_not_telling_my_wife_for_eight_years_that/?share_id=G2aPg_rfePcTOguLhAftL&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&sort=controversial https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1raix82/aio_for_calling_off_my_engagement_after_my_fiancé/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1rboyq1/my_wife_cannot_get_over_the_fact_that_my_exwife/ https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1r3nyw5/tifu_sleeping_with_someone_funny/

Top Comments (10)

@smilingcats02 2026-03-12

how romantic we’re all here at the same time

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@tinkypepp 2026-03-12

4:49 - They way you can see it slowly move up. 😭

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@ashbash7398 2026-03-12

morgan…thank you!!!! thank you for addressing the state of the world so often. i appreciate keeping it casual for the most part bc it is an escape for most of us but i feel even crazier when no one with a following ever mentions it. thank you for helping me feel less alone.

513 6 replies
@Skye-hf1ym 2026-03-12

The slow mo screams after popping the champagne took me out 😂😭

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@Aloiv7575 2026-03-12

I would LOVE a rage bait episode !!!!

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@plb1595 2026-03-12

"Speaking of fluids!!!" *statefarm ad read* lmao I was fr like weird segue into an ad but okay 😂

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@bedbuggirl 2026-03-12

the way that cork actually would've hit her eye

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@kykaahall3280 2026-03-13

April fools day is coming up, wouldn’t be the worst time to make a rage bait episode;)

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@LearnwithN 2026-03-16

The mug guy ABSOLUTELY did that as a power move and here's why, he was headed upstairs (meaning that he knew he could hold it in) and then AFTER she told him about the carpets he redirected himself and went to the sink just to piss in the freaking mug INFRONT of her specifically?? Yeah, not a coincidence

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@savannahhostetler3346 2026-03-13

I love when Alejandra gets mentioned passively in these episodes 😊 If you’re reading this we miss you! But above all I think we all just hope you are doing well and happy in all of your endeavors!

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