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2026-03-12 Comedy
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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! Ever met someone and thought, "They're a breed of their own"? Well that's what this weeks stories entail.. uniquely odd people and their equally unique problems. From someone who lied to his wife about coffee for years to a man whose wife is obsessed with his ex and her millionaire fiancé .. we have so many mind boggling stories. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these ones! Partners: Duluth Trading Company: Shop at DuluthTrading.com and in-store today.  State Farm: Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with the Personal Price Plan! Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ NEW MERCH:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036  WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Audio only episodes available on all podcast platforms & video on Spotify! Index: 00:00 -- Start 08:41 -- Story 1 TIFU: Dismissing bright red blood in my stool for years. (If you're currently experiencing this symptom PLEASE READ) 19:21 -- Story 2 Guy I’m seeing constantly talks in a baby voice 36:43 - -Story 3 AITA: my [35F] partner [40M] peed in a mug and I was horrified. Am I the asshole here in how I reacted? 47:41 -- Story 4 AITJ for not telling my wife for eight years that the coffee she thinks she hates is the coffee she drinks every morning 56:59 -- Story 5 AIO for calling off my engagement after my fiancé admitted his family secretly tested me to see if i was a gold digger? 1:18:07 -- Story 6 My wife cannot get over the fact that my ex-wife is marrying a millionaire. 1:40:57 -- Story 7 TIFU sleeping with someone funny Story Links: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/l21s75/tifu_dismissing_bright_red_blood_in_my_stool_for/ https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1cegc53/deleted_by_user/?share_id=qZtCCjeNRgiNOyEv_qkKV&utm_content=1&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1rmessi/aita_my_35f_partner_40m_peed_in_a_mug_and_i_was/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheJerk/comments/1r5f58q/aitj_for_not_telling_my_wife_for_eight_years_that/?share_id=G2aPg_rfePcTOguLhAftL&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&sort=controversial https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1raix82/aio_for_calling_off_my_engagement_after_my_fiancé/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1rboyq1/my_wife_cannot_get_over_the_fact_that_my_exwife/ https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1r3nyw5/tifu_sleeping_with_someone_funny/

Top Comments (10)

@tinkypepp 2026-03-12

4:49 - They way you can see it slowly move up. 😭

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@Imjustagirlinnaworld 2026-03-12

I'm literally more excited to have Lauren back than I was to see the impractical jokers

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@Skye-hf1ym 2026-03-12

The slow mo screams after popping the champagne took me out 😂😭

278 1 replies
@Aloiv7575 2026-03-12

I would LOVE a rage bait episode !!!!

270 1 replies
@bedbuggirl 2026-03-12

the way that cork actually would've hit her eye

205 2 replies
@plb1595 2026-03-12

"Speaking of fluids!!!" *statefarm ad read* lmao I was fr like weird segue into an ad but okay 😂

181 8 replies
@kadaessig1459 2026-03-12

Thank you for sharing about colon cancer. My cousin passed from colon cancer at 23 years old. She had no idea until 3 months before she passed. Rest in peace Tyria ❤️

172 6 replies
@Cherrycandiesz 2026-03-13

1:44:04 looking in the comments to see if someone found the stand up video👀😂

71 1 replies
@kykaahall3280 2026-03-13

April fools day is coming up, wouldn’t be the worst time to make a rage bait episode;)

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@aprilunger7319 2026-03-13

I'm so glad no one was injured during the making of this video.

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