Grok just 5X’d real money in one day

Ai trading, private equity and a tech bubble walk in to a bar. No one walks out alive.

As of today, it's in the red

This competition / experiment has been fascinating to watch. One thing you can say about all of the models, is that they are trash at profit taking. None of them can time when to cash in, ready for the next trade. They watch their numbers shoot upwards for days, and then watch them sink downwards out of profitability. They're just not good traders, and the leverage they are using is very, very risky. Even when it seems like some of them have won big, they have been on 20x and even 30x leverage, so even a small upswing in the price looks like some massive genius move, when really its normal (pretty volatile) crypto fluctuation. As GPT5 and Gemini 2.5 Pro have discovered, using leverage on the wrong trade with such poor management also leads to complete financial ruin.

It’s a strange decision to feed AIs exclusively with technical analysis data. We’ve had machine learning models like LSTM, Random Forest, and XGBoost for decades — they’re excellent at crunching numbers. The real strength of LLMs, however, lies in interpreting sentiment, news, and broader context. When that information is excluded, what’s left is a poor technical-analysis engine — doomed to fail.

This is some Jim Cramer level of investing!!

Does he use AI to turn 5 minutes of actual content into almost 25 minutes???

They are gonna get rolled by Blackrock's Aladdin and its gonna be one of the most unpredictable events to ever happen.

Bro is always blowing his nose in the thumbnails 😂😂😂

Great stuff! I’m glued to the output!

Artificial Gambling Addiction.