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r/Bestof Husband Wants to Impregnate His Best Friend

2026-04-12 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:10 Father 4:58 Caught 10:51 Copyright 14:43 Money "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@Spongeboyking 2026-04-12

Story 1 : there’s so many of these stories, you can already guess what’s gonna happen he already impregnated her he’s just asking for permission now because he wants to cover his tracks or that he’s going to do it anyways, but he wants to feel guilt free

436 1 replies
@lacko623 2026-04-12

Story #1: Poor child, if they ever conceive. The kid will have two pieces of shit for parents...

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@MrsShocoTaco 2026-04-12

*PSA: If they'll cheat WITH you, they'll cheat ON you.*

276 2 replies
@tristanilletschko6700 2026-04-12

For the small company story I thought it was 7,000 not 700,000 when I heard that I was astonished

236 10 replies
@detictivecastielmalfoy4220 2026-04-12

He's 1000% cheating on you. He got married to you KNOWING you have fertility issues and is now holding it against you. Its pathetic. He's pathetic

216 3 replies
@princeofddr 2026-04-12

The guy calling his wife selfish for not wanting him to have a child with his (former) ex was beyond pathetic. Even more so once it was revealed he was cheating. If not possibly having kids is such a deal breaker, break up as cleanly as possible, don't just go straight to cheating. OP dodged a MAJOR bullet.

205 3 replies
@MrNightmare1365 2026-04-12

I audibly yelled "THE ENTIRE?!" when he said the entire tip was removed 😂

155 1 replies
@NicolasSorzano-nm3uw 2026-04-12

Last story: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "THE ENTIRE TIP IS GONE"???? How does that detail get brushed like nothing? Holy hell!

142 3 replies
@Mewse1203 2026-04-12

Circumcision story: they better sign over the house to him. It's HIS house.

66 1 replies
@Mr_Timi1 2026-04-12

The best thing about having a wife is you can gossip with them without shame.... tell the wife what you think happened.

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