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r/Bestof Husband and I are White, but Baby is Black?

2026-02-13 Comedy
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Top Comments (10)

@CissieForrest 2026-02-13

As someone who is biracial, I can confirm genetics are weird because my brother looks 100% black. My sister looks white. And I look Mexican

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@princeofddr 2026-02-13

Story 1: Going permanently no-contact with the toxic mother should've been one of op's stipulations to the husband, especially since the doofus was so easily influenced by his mommy.

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@harveyweaver9372 2026-02-13

Skip to 1:23

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@TellyKNetic 2026-02-13

During the last story I was thinking, "Isn't moving expensive?" You could probably save.a lot of money if you didn't move so often.

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@mywingsareyours 2026-02-13

I actually went to school in HS with a black kid with two white bio parents lol. His dad got a paternity test and all, that was his baby. Turns out they had some family history they hadn't known about

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@kconway2263 2026-02-13

All I could think about as she talked about her entrepreneur husband is how much he needs therapy. It’s like he’s constantly moving, trying to outrun his dissatisfaction, but unless your problem is truly location dependent, like missing your family or wanting to escape the cold, your going to bring those problems with you. And saying you’ll have time to make friends later? Tomorrow isn’t promised to any of us. I’m glad the OP is happier now. I hope she got her cats back.

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@jenniferkaplan1956 2026-02-13

Second story - Dabny, you misunderstand what AH does. He buys already failing businesses, gets them fixed up, and then sells them for profit. A bad entrepreneur can't do that. HOWEVER, you can be good at business and bad at personal finance, and he is. (I'll grant you that he could be more proactive finding his next prospect.) He's also bad at being married, and an already shitty person.

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@peepopopo7140 2026-02-13

With Valentine's day tomorrow, let these stories remind you that being single is better than being with someone who sucks. Enjoy some discount chocolate on the 15th <3

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@Dr.Catnnibal 2026-02-13

I warned my husband that the baby I am carrying has a very high chance of looking very different from us. We are both very white but I am the only one that looks like this on my side and he is mixed. Since he is not an idiot he understands.

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