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2026-06-11 Comedy
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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Sarah Sherman! Sarah knows a thing or two about squirm inducing experiences, so she's the perfect co-host to tackle these unique stories. Like a boyfriend who wants to close the open relationship after unsatisfactory results, someone who can't figure out why her boyfriend wants to feed her, someone who accidentally purchased ashes and then sold the urn, a guy who asked his friend's mom out.. and more! Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these ones. Checkout Sarah's Special & Content: https://www.hbomax.com/movies/sarah-squirm-live-in-the-flesh/5d79e162-5a0a-4177-9021-79bac1836b07 https://www.instagram.com/sarahsquirm/?hl=en Partners: Credit Karma: Download Credit Karma today and get the credit you deserve. State Farm: This episode is sponsored by State Farm. A State Farm agent can help you choose the coverage you need. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ NEW MERCH:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ WRITE IN TO US!! Our SubReddit! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch on Spotify with less ads! Full length Audio only episodes available on all podcast platforms! Index: 00:00 -- Start 04:57 -- Story 1 AITA for not removing my doormat because it scares my neighbor’s kid? 13:34 -- Story 2 AITA for ending things and ghosting after finding out she lied about her husband being dead? 24:02 -- Story 3 Fiancé (27m) wanted to try an open relationships, not my first choice but I agreed. Now he's throwing a tantrum that my "bodycount" is 20x his and wants to add rules... 30:55 -- Story 4 I bought a box at goodwill for $5 and i need some advice on a situation that has developed 37:09 -- Story 5 My boyfriend loves to feed me my meals everyday 52:44 -- Story 6 I (25f) have a secret kink that I haven’t told my partner (27m) about 1:01:00 -- Story 7 TIFU by asking my friend's mum out Story Links: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1t3xxb3/aita_for_not_removing_my_doormat_because_it/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1tcmvqq/aita_for_ending_things_and_ghosting_after_finding/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1t876hd/fiancé_27m_wanted_to_try_an_open_relationships/ https://www.reddit.com/r/reselling/comments/1rxyf9s/bought_a_box_at_goodwill_for_5_and_i_need_some/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1t8w9iz/my_boyfriend_loves_to_feed_me_my_meals_everyday/ https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1t420rg/i_25f_have_a_secret_kink_that_i_havent_told_my/ https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1swo5j7/tifu_by_asking_my_friends_mum_out/

Top Comments (10)

@makinzieviola9057 2026-06-11

Idk if someone flipped my mat over instead of just talking to me I would be a lil pissed lol

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@rae2672 2026-06-11

the first story irritates me. It would be so different if the neighbor just said "hey our kid is scared of your doormat, would you consider moving it inside or getting a different door mat?

975 12 replies
@themacleanboy 2026-06-11

Her GIANT boots set on the floor are frying me 😂

441 3 replies
@cassellen2416 2026-06-11

I gotta say, weird take thinking it’s ok to flip someone else’s doormat. Would’ve been a good teaching moment, that you can’t always control your environment and what others do

387 4 replies
@eurydicexoxo 2026-06-11

is it weird as fuck for everyone else to be tracking everyone you know at all times or am i crazy

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@th_laurax 2026-06-11

Okay first story hot take: parents need to stop expecting the world to accommodate their children. They need to teach their kids that not everything is for them and not everything needs to be to their taste. This is how you create entitled adults.

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@EdgarAIlanHoe 2026-06-11

The goodwill story is WILD. What do you mean he’s not immediately returning the ashes 💀💀💀

236 8 replies
@kittkatsz 2026-06-13

am i crazy for thinking it’s crazy to touch someone’s stuff in the first story??!!! To say you should expect someone to touch your stuff if they don’t like it or are scared is crazy. you can definitely talk to your neighbors and asks but saying they should expect someone to flip their mat is crazy. also how do they handle Halloween in stores/houses/ads in general? i say this as a kid that was scared of everything i think most people would understand and move the mat if asked kindly but it’s insane to say they should expect their mat will be flipped or thrown to me 😭

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@sonic_aquarius 2026-06-11

The first story? Fuck those neighbors. When you live in an apartment you’re living in close quarters with others. You CANNOT mess with other people’s things and give the excuse that your child is scared. Nobody else is obligated to tip toe around your child, period.

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@CSisC313 2026-06-11

I don't understand why you wouldn't immediately say "sorry I lied, I do have the ashes and will ship them to you ASAP, but the box is gone." Why is this even a question? It's not your fault the box was at Goodwill. Although, I would've investigated a bit more before selling the box.

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