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r/TIFU By Buying from the US Military

2025-08-20 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:07 Surplus auction 7:01 Blow me 9:00 Comment 9:29 Kong 11:44 Comment 13:08 Aunts house "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@oliverkelly2365 2025-08-20

If someone in the military tells you to call them by there rank and you aren’t in the military. Go ahead and tell them to shut up and check their ego 😂 I’m a marine btw.

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@GhostBear3067 2025-08-20

I work in EMS and I swear one of these days I will run across medical alert jewelry that says "delete my browser history".

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@lucascornelisse6896 2025-08-20

I'd be oddly proud of my kid if, at 13, he negotiated a deal with the military and got a trailer delivered

316 1 replies
@roryqpotter8242 2025-08-20

The laptop story reminds me of when we cleaned out my grandparents’ garage after my grandpa died. He hoarded EVERYTHING in the garage because my grandma wouldn’t let him bring it into the house. As my uncle was checking what was in an old filing cabinet, he started laughing. My mom asked what was so funny, and my uncle simply said, “I found Dad’s playboys.”

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@lindseymcdaniel3484 2025-08-20

I work for a transportation company that ships household goods internationally and at the moment when Rslash found out what "drayage" meant, I was literally processing the drayage charge on an invoice. 😂😂

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@honorjordan3169 2025-08-20

Story 2) as soon as he mentioned how the kids love being chased with the leaf blower I knew exactly where this story was going😂

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@kyroveron88 2025-08-20

4:41 as soon as you said "Marine Base," I knew the thing was going to be either a jerry-rigged conglomeration made from an old storage container or a hand-me-down Army contraption (albeit legitimate) from the Nam era that was probably last used in 2008.

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@EMShelley 2025-08-20

Contractor here. I once did a service inside a very sweet old couple's house... ...*corn everywhere... Adult games, toys, movies, magazines, books by Dr. Ruth. just.. wow. I don't have a punchline. There was just so much.

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@potatochips4229 2025-08-20

Puss in boots story cracking me up, my son just got into puss in boots and cant say puss so he says "piss in boots" 😂😂😂

42 2 replies
@Peter-hx3im 2025-08-20

I was brushing my teeth at the part where the trailer was delivered to his house and I almost laughed all my toothpaste foam out.

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