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2025-11-13 Comedy
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Two Hot Takes
Two Hot Takes
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Eight Unique and Cringeworthy Personal Stories Discussed

Discover eight truly bizarre, manipulative, and sometimes disgusting personal scenarios submitted by listeners. Learn when boundary violations lead to immediate termination or a necessary relationship breakup.

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  • A coworker was immediately fired for attempting to solicit inappropriate photos under false academic pretenses.
  • A partner maintained an eight-month lie about his job, only confessing when confronted by the listener's father, who specialized in that very field.
  • A bride uninvited half her wedding guests based on a psychic’s "energy compatibility chart."
  • A live-in partner was revealed to be washing with a shared bar of soap directly after using it on his rectum following diarrhea, leaving visible residue.

Hosts Morgan and Michaela review intensely unique listener submissions ranging from workplace harassment to deeply disturbing hygiene habits and obsessive ex-partner behavior. These stories highlight extreme failures in interpersonal boundaries and integrity, demonstrating severe red flags in partnerships and professional environments.

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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Michaela! Sometimes you hear a story and just think "well that's a unique experience.." aka something so far fetch, unbelievable, and cringey that you question how this person is even telling the tale!! Well we got a few of those stories this week.. from a cat prank to soap use gone wrong BUCKLE UP my friends! Partners: Olly: https://www.olly.com Promo code: THT30 for 30% off! Talkspace: http://Talkspace.com/tht Promo Code: Space80 NEW MERCH: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ MERCH HERE ! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Audio only episodes available on all podcast platforms! Index: 00:00 -- Start 04:41 -- Story 1 My coworker asked me to pose topless for an “anatomy textbook” 15:40 -- Story 2 My boyfriends joke at dinner made me realize he's been lying about his job for 8 months.. 28:01 -- Story 3 My (18f) boyfriend and his friends (18/19m) played a viciously cruel prank on an older couple who has lost their cat... 40:24 -- Story 4 My boyfriends mom gave me a purity test at family dinner and now he's made at me for leaving.. 54:27 -- Story 5 My ex posted a “happy anniversary” with me six months after we broke up 1:02:11 -- Story 6 AIO for Throwing Out All Our Soap After Finding Out How My Boyfriend Actually Washes Himself? 1:14:11 -- Story 7 AIO for getting pissed that someone had ... in my truck at the dealership??? 1:34:24 -- Story 8 Bride uninvited half the guest list two weeks before the wedding because her psychic said the energy was "too crowded" Story Links: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1okkynh/my_coworker_asked_me_to_pose_topless_for_an/ https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/s/7iCiXWRqjj https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1oo3a4p/my_ex_posted_a_happy_anniversary_with_me_six/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/s/7K9pjTLOaM https://www.reddit.com/r/weddingshaming/comments/1okx3te/bride_uninvited_half_the_guest_list_two_weeks/

Top Comments (10)

@slayvboss69 2025-11-13

i’m actually shocked morgan didn’t know about the rice purity test

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@HeatherKlinefelter 2025-11-13

Managing a big ass Whole Foods is a grown job. My guess this guy is just a cashier 😂

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@MissMegan411 2025-11-13

Is no one else thinking this truck could be a crime scene?… Blood, scratches, so much damage making it very clear someone was there?

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@Tink00 2025-11-13

I'm wheezing at Michaela misunderstanding the haunted house thing and thinking one of the scare actors would come home with Morgan 🤣🤣🤣

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@KnightOwlization 2025-11-13

I had no idea anyone took the rice test seriously. The link got passed around in my middle school and I remember kids bragging about having lower scores, like anything under a 98 made you “cool”

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@elianayared1455 2025-11-13

i'm laughing so hard😭 i'm a student at rice university and the rice purity test was actually made by students who ran a meme page for our school newspaper (hence the name rice purity), it was 100% a joke and made to be done by freshman as a prank during our orientation week😭😭 it's killing me that ppl use it for this reason😹😹😹

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@LizardKingRequiem 2025-11-13

Story 3, god I wish we had Spencer on for this one cause I know he would be able to eloquently express the wrath I feel after hearing that. The coyotes should go after those guys. THEY FOUND THE CAT OH MY GODDDD YESSS GOOD FORTUNE PREVAILED!!!

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@misslauren6798 2025-11-13

He made a conscious effort to keep up this lie for 8 MONTHS!

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@Vampress09 2025-11-13

Morgan saying "chunks" in the poop story over n over just gave me psych damage! 😭😭

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@AnnaJiselle 2025-11-13

Car guy should file a class action lawsuit with everyone involved that had their cars damaged by the dealership.

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