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Don't be a Heckler! Ft. Lucas Zelnick || Reddit Stories || Two Hot Takes Podcast

2026-04-23 Comedy
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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host @LucasZelnickComedy !! As a stand up comedian, Lucas knows a thing or two about hecklers and how to spot them. So let's see if there's any hecklers in this week's stories because we definitely have some people being rude, challenging, and disruptive. From a customer that wants an OP to cat call his wife while at work to someone who calls out their sister mid-engagement celebration.. I'm cringing at the audacity! Can't wait to hear your thoughts. Keep up w/ Lucas: https://www.lucaszelnick.com/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKtIwLrvq-pTJEaWbA7Wisw https://www.instagram.com/lucaszelnick/ Partners: Twentieth Century Studios: The Devil Wears Prada 2 in theaters May 1. Get tickets now: fandango.com/TheDevilWearsPrada2 Skims: https://Skims.com/tht McDonalds: Head to your nearest McDonald’s to try the Under Three Dollar Menu and the Four Dollar Breakfast Meal Deal! Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ NEW MERCH:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ WRITE IN TO US!! Our SubReddit! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/⁠ Full length Audio only episodes available on all podcast platforms! Watch and get less ads on Spotify! Index: 00:00 -- Start 10:50 -- Story 1 AITA for refusing to eat my wife’s spaghetti after I found out what she put in it 26:22 -- Story 2 AITA for drinking the beers I brought to a party even though it was more than people were "allowed" to drink? 40:57 -- Story 3 I (29F) slept with new guy (34M) for the first time and felt he was rude to me. Was he? 01:01:37 -- Story 4 AITA For not leaving work to help my wife when she ran out of gas 1:14:00 -- Story 5 AITA for refusing to catcall a customer’s wife even though he asked us to? 01:31:12 -- Story 6 AITA for making a kinda snarky comment at my sister's engagement dinner and now everyone's mad at me 1:39:26 -- Story 7 AITA for not putting a garden gnome on my lawn? Story Links: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1s79que/aita_for_refusing_to_eat_my_wifes_spaghetti_after/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1s4u7pk/aita_for_drinking_the_beers_i_brought_to_a_party/ https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1s6uz8e/i_29f_slept_with_new_guy_34m_for_the_first_time/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1sr0ljb/aita_for_not_leaving_work_to_help_my_wife_when/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1rrrjox/aita_for_refusing_to_catcall_a_customers_wife/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1s65oev/aita_for_not_putting_a_garden_gnome_on_my_lawn/

Top Comments (10)

@theshrillness 2026-04-23

Apparently I listen to too many reddit channels bc this is like my fifth time hearing about that lady's damn spaghetti lol

774 24 replies
@spicysapien 2026-04-24

lmaooooo morgan saying ‘how old are you?’ immediately made me giggle cuz i was like lol she’s about to tell him to get a colonoscopy.

726 2 replies
@doggytheanarchist7876 2026-04-23

Honestly rare to see a man loving a blanket in public. I appreciate it.

503 1 replies
@srishtiverma1701 2026-04-23

Story 3: no aftercare?????? left after he finished????? did you even finish??? why would you even want this man????

444 8 replies
@fredskull1618 2026-04-23

Story 3: Being that cold the morning after sex, and then not texting at all for 2 days (especially after texting daily up until the night before), this guy “got what he wanted” and sent her on her way. It sucks and she didn’t deserve it.

425 3 replies
@kinnc135 2026-04-23

The third story: “micromoments” add up. He literally 180ed after sex and acted colder than a partner of many years. Also, get new friends. Your instincts shouldn’t be discounted like that.

405 1 replies
@astraprojectixn 2026-04-24

the problem with story 3 is that he clearly manipulated her into having sex with him, by pretending to have genuine interest for her as a person. the guests take isn’t horrible, but it’s giving too much grace to this specific man in the story.

403 2 replies
@armadillobabe589 2026-04-23

For the beer story, I think the host was banking on the fact that not everyone at the party would drink 6 beers so he could have some free beer to keep. He got salty that he didn't get to keep the two OP drank.

368 5 replies
@Kittique 2026-04-23

The "backed by science" comment about men not releasing oxytocin after orgasm is INCORRECT. And the feelings Lucas brought up after orgasm are more likely caused by societal norms towards men, than hormones. Men, in fact, do release oxytocin after orgasm. This is some wildly dangerous misinformation. Holy crap.

273 10 replies
@pinkladypan8727 2026-04-23

Just wanna add that Flint still does not have clean water.

108 2 replies

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