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r/Choosingbeggars "A Free Car Isn't Good Enough!"

2026-05-06 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:08 Free car 0:55 Taxes 5:23 Free couch 6:57 Monstera 8:45 Rent 11:36 Marketplace 12:22 Exposure "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@princess_shymiera 2026-05-06

I don't remember last time we had choosing beggers on here. Good to see it come back again

528 7 replies
@SolarizedPhoenix 2026-05-06

r/choosingbeggars? In this day and age? A rarity indeed.

221 5 replies
@immorttalis 2026-05-06

> "Off-grid" > Looks inside: > Relies on goodwill of others > Whines on the internet Sounds pretty on-grid to me.

210 3 replies
@TabbyLavalamp 2026-05-06

How to live off the grid... Step 1: Have a good internet connection so you can whine at people to pay your bills.

171
@chrismarubbio7403 2026-05-06

The plant one is just the planting community as a whole. Plants are like rehoming a golden retriever

132 3 replies
@BohlsachCarphaticus 2026-05-06

story 1: the car may not be full of gas, but the CB is full of hot air...

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@SandroilaKook 2026-05-06

2nd person.... If you can't afford to pay your bills and taxes on a house, and you are down to a single dollar every single month... SELL IT! Get an apartment.

37 2 replies
@Vlad23i 2026-05-06

"Fighting back against greed, corruption, bigotry." Proceeds to portray all of the above while demanding handouts and spazzing out when hardworking citizens refuse to fund his easy mode life built off the backs of others.

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@justaponyyy 2026-05-06

tbh monstera are wildly expensive so people would obv go crazy over a free one

26
@Josh_the_jester 2026-05-06

Remember kids, according to choosingbeggars, free is too expensive

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