Navigate Select ESC Close

r/Offmychest I Banged My Daughter's Hot Friend

2025-06-05 Comedy
162.3k
8.0k
854
rSlash
rSlash
1.9m subscribers

Unlock all features

FREE: Get instant access to 10 AI summaries, chats, or transcripts per day.

Description

Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:08 Daughters friend 1:34 Teen pregnancy 4:45 Comment 5:02 Not mine 7:30 Barter 9:08 Smell 10:53 Over my head 13:24 Arrested "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@RokoFireFox 2025-06-05

The 2nd story has several updates. Which, I'm not gonna fault Rslash for mainly because the newest update was literally 2 days ago. But basically, after some snooping from one of Ollie's friends. Basically, the due date they gave op isn't possible with the time Ollie said they did it. She convinced in Nov. Bre and her family are still very "its Ollie's" and not waiting to do a dna test. But ya know. Op tried hard to talk it out with Bre and her family but instead they blocked op and Ollie. And several of Ollie's friends because they called Bre out when she started posting about dead beat dads.

934 30 replies
@Ezekiel_23_19 2025-06-05

ANYTIME you have an unplanned, especially with minors, DNA tests should be mandatory. It's not about accusing them of lying. It's about being certain of the facts before you tie your life to a person forever.

824 11 replies
@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64 2025-06-05

Smelling sickness is an actual thing, there’s this woman, Joy Milne, who was capable of smelling Parkinson’s and cancer with extreme accuracy.

435 24 replies
@Muricata 2025-06-05

I don't think the sister on the last story can be given too much blame. Idk if I would call it a "betrayal". She's a kid, and a grown ass man was grooming her since she was 15.

336 34 replies
@Keitennn 2025-06-05

The last story, sister was groomed at 15 and is now pregnant at 17. She'll need a couple years of therapy before she realizes it wasn't her fault.

298 15 replies
@G1ngerDangr 2025-06-05

Story 2: Ironically, my mom was in a similar situation. She got pregnant at 16 as a way to trick both sets of parents into letting her and her BF get married as teens. It actually worked! But she stressed to us that it was *not* a good idea in any capacity. She doesn't regret it for a second, but she was certainly relieved when her youngest (me) made it through their teens child free.

295 4 replies
@Mr_Timi1 2025-06-05

My family thinks I'm good with computers but I'm actually good with google.

273 7 replies
@JayLeeBeanz 2025-06-05

"Ooops, I slept with your 17 year old, it was just a mistake, an accident!" *has slept with her since she was 15 * WHAAAAAT

157 8 replies
@jrockz133t 2025-06-05

9:12 I believe them. As a man who sweats a lot, there's a difference between hot summer day sweat, stress/fear sweat, "I just loss my lunch" sweat, and I have some type of illness sweat. Literally I can smell my fear

133 8 replies
@Twiggs-l4p 2025-06-05

Story 2 had quite a few updates afterwards. The girl and the parents were being manipulative with the both becoming irate when the OP requested a paternity test and eventually cutting contact with OPs son too. Not sure if the parents got a different story, but that doesn't excuse their behavior. The girl would then blast him online getting back to his friends in which the son had to explain everything that actually happened . OP eventually figures out that the girl fell for a guy in the town she moved to briefly while her and the son were on a break and when they reunited, some of the verbiage from the son's retelling make it seem like the getting pregnant idea was the girl's. Thanks to the friends who hadn't been blocked yet they found an ultrasound she posted and the date on it seemed off. OP later pieces it together that the dates weren't adding up from when the two slept together to her due date and heavily speculates that the baby might not be the son's. That was the last bit of information I saw, so we have to wait if there is an update.

129 2 replies

Unlock the Data Inside
Turn Videos into Knowledge

  • Get FREE 10/day: transcripts, summaries, chats
  • Chat with videos, export text & PDF
  • $1 free API credit for RAG, chatbots & research

Free forever plan • All features unlocked

App screenshot