r/AITA Did I Get a Girl Pregnant with Fingers?

There’s an update to the first post. OP apologized for ignoring her, bought her two pregnancy tests, she forgot to take the cap off the first time around and on the second try the results came back negative and they moved on with their lives.

"you must be a black player" absolutely destroyed me, even as a previous mtg player

My favorite part about bullies is that seemingly, they can do whatever the hell they want to and no one will care, but the second you defend yourself, it's suddenly a problem.

Magic the Gathering cards can be insanely expensive. I have a deck that if stolen would basically be a felony.

Story 4: Imagine your kid literally getting blacklisted from other kids' parties because "I bought this gift with MY money and I can take it for myself if I wanted to" and yet you're still missing the point. Oh wait, they know that it's bad, they're just making excuses and burning bridges just to coddle the daughter. Have fun trying to have a social life in adulthood, because I sure as hell doubt OP will be helping at all

There was an update with the aita for saying "good job" story - the brother is saying all sorts of nasty, racist things about the daughter (his adopted niece) when he is also adopted. Gross.

The self defense post ended up being a bigger mess. OP threatening legal action lead to the bully being expelled but it turns out that OP’s brother is just a jerk and terrible person who views his niece as a stray OP took in since OP isn’t the bio mom and it lead to a very messy family drama.

Honesty with the last story, OP should have immediately filed a police report for theft. Not only did his GF steal from him, the shady card shop would have to explain to cops why he willingly helped cut the lock off a box of cards and probably purchased them for far less than they were worth.

13:36 can’t believe he stayed that long despite such a huge incompatibility issue

For once, explaining the joke made it funnier.