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r/Askreddit What's Your "Mouth Wrote a Check Your Butt Can't Cash" Story?

2025-06-09 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:03 Todays question 0:10 Fights 1:14 Comment 1:56 Doors 2:38 Comment 4:05 Car show 6:02 Kickboxer 6:41 Bro 7:49 Waffle House 9:17 Punk 10:19 Nascar 11:41 Prison "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@ToyBonnieVentRabbit 2025-06-09

HOLD UP. Knocked out in one punch, AND caught and carried down to the ground? Bruh nooooo, HE PUT HIM TO SLEEP AND TUCKED HIM IN 😭😂

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@redarogallo5154 2025-06-09

People you should not fight 1. Waffle House employees 2. Any martial art practitioners 3. Rugby players

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@pezicus 2025-06-09

9:08 no no no. You got it wrong. It’s not that he’s a Pacific Islander… It’s that he works at Waffle House!

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@Terrivel119 2025-06-09

Dabny, you have a critical misunderstanding here. Of the top five athletes you don’t want to mess with, rugby is three of them.

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@MusicGirl881 2025-06-09

So class today we learned that in the future never pick a fight with anyone who is: 1) A Martial Arts Fight 2) A Rugby player 3) Any Waffle House employees, especially those on the 3rd shift

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@ShinjiSixteen 2025-06-09

10:15 "He came back wearing his hat" That is absolute gold right there

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@RepellentJeff 2025-06-09

“We got off work at 1 am, and went to grab a bite at Waffle House.” Me: “Oh no…” Edit: “I heard some panicked screaming coming from the open door, but it started and stopped almost immediately.” “…Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.”

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@slimshead8100 2025-06-09

That last guy who commented about how fighting a guy in a wheelchair being a lose/lose situation reminded me of an old man I used to know and have so much respect for. He was a boxer in his youth, and he was really tough. He was a big guy, and he would say, “I never fought guys much smaller than me, because if I beat them I was just a bully, but if they would beat me I was a wimp”. Lol. I miss him so much. He was such a great guy. He cracked me up.

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@raarasunai4896 2025-06-09

Last story: “he started beating the punk with the sink.” Well that’s a sentence I never expected to hear

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@kristenlarman 2025-06-09

When my husband was in the military, there was this one dude who was just constantly talking big. It was always about how tough he was and how he could beat this guy or that guy or you. My husband, annoyed by this but also for other reasons, started carrying around MMA gloves. The next time the guy talked big at him, my husband threw a pair at the guy's feet and began putting on another. The guy paused. "Uh, what are you doing?" My husband responded, "Put them on. If you can talk like that then let's go." "Right now?" "Right now." Disappointingly, the guy backed off.

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