r/Bestof The Mystery of the Bread Thief

seriously there are very few things better than hearing r/slash say “and then, Op posted an update”

Calling it now, the bread loafs are no clipping through OP’s oven and falling into the Breadrooms.

Story 1: Y'know, bread is really good, like fresh bread, but it's ABSOLUTELY not worth breaking and entering for. Please just ask nicely next time, at least nothing bad will come out of that

Of course the guy can't afford bail, he has no bread.

“Maurice! The baguettes! Hurry up!”

Op: _describes how the person got in_ Me: For _BREAD?!_

Story 2: "Hey, I'm about to do something toxic" "Please don't" _Thing happens_ "You have to choose me or them" "I choose them" "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!?!?" Rinse and repeat and that is basically the whole situation in a nutshell. This manchild is ALLERGIC to accountability, so bad that he would rather burn every bridge than accept that he messed up

Another thing to consider in Story 1 about the neighbor is that he risked getting stuck in those vents just to steal the bread. He could have gone missing for weeks, months even and not be found until the smell crept through those vents

Clara cheated? Clara cheated?! It always baffles me that guys will ask for an open relationship so that THEY can cheat, but when things inevitably go wrong, they blame the girl for cheating. Florian, you are TA, a massive one! This is no one's fault but your own.

Story 2 is the exact same as every other story like this. Person 1 wants an open relationship, Person 2 doesn’t, Person 1 does it anyway with someone they’ve been after for a while, Person 2 does it too with someone new and leaves Person 1, Person 1 yells “CHEATER! CHEATER! WAAAAAAHHHHHHH😡😡😡”