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r/Prorevenge G.I. Wiggles, the Dumbest Soldier

2025-10-13 Comedy
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Commander Leverages Legal Maneuvers to Expedite Release of Disruptive Soldier

Learn how a commander navigated severe medical non-compliance, domestic drama, and escalating misconduct to legally secure the immediate removal of a problematic soldier via an Other Than Honorable discharge.

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  • Secured pre-trial confinement in the Navy Brig based on documented legal conditions.
  • Successfully pivoted from a potential court-martial to a negotiated Other Than Honorable (OTH) discharge.
  • Documented clear evidence of deceit that restored senior leadership confidence in the commander's judgment.
  • Managed the discovery of stolen military explosives while strategically avoiding triggering an immediate federal case.

This story details the escalating misconduct of Private Wiggles following a deployment to Thailand, focusing on her refusal to treat a severe infection and subsequent pattern of rule-breaking. The structure shows how the commander used progressive discipline, informed by specialized military legal advice, to contain the situation until a final, swift separation was accomplished.

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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:06 Wiggles "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@braverydoesstuff4063 2025-10-13

Wait wait wait. She did ALL THAT while married and ONLY 19?! Holy shit she married young

606 6 replies
@xKCAZxLEADER 2025-10-13

Wow, this story is just interesting. This story feels more like a r/storiesaboutkevin than pro revenge. Literally all Wiggles had to do to get honorably discharged was to behave herself and do what she was suppose to. Instead of that, she does everything to make her life in the military a nightmare for both herself and everyone else. I am surprised she even made it to the military in the first place with how dumb she is and how reckless. This entire story was a rollercoaster

579 9 replies
@MvdV-g1o 2025-10-13

Wiggles ain't stupid, she just has the emotional maturity of a 13 year old and the decision-making capabilities of a brick.

330 15 replies
@Maddmax26 2025-10-13

Hey, if there's one smart thing Wiggles attempted to do. It was trying to get her wisdom teeth removed while she was still in the military. You know how expensive that can be?

224 7 replies
@TorsilClimber 2025-10-13

In one of my units, we had a male soldier that had been doing well but then just... snapped. He was young and our Command Sergeant Major (CSM) wanted to go easy on him. Tried talking to him in their office to see what was going on and what corrective actions we could take to help him and get him back on track. This dumb dumb of a soldier looked at our CSM and said, "If you don't let me out of the Army so I can go home today. I'm gonna go back to my barracks, get one of my guns, and come back to deal with you." He was immediately taken into custody and his barracks was searched. He had several firearms in his barracks (which is a BIG no no) and ended up getting jail time because he kept escalating things. Some people, man. Every time his name would come up in staff meetings, it was because he did something else to stay longer. Similar to this story.

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@genma200sj 2025-10-13

For those who don't know, having a less than honorable discharge is actually worse than it sounds: there are certain benefits that you don't qualify for if you have one, including (last time I checked) the GI bill, which is basically free money to attend education.

120 4 replies
@moosecat 2025-10-13

For all of her crap, they should have gone through the court-martial process and given her the bad conduct discharge she truly earned.

115 3 replies
@nomar5spaulding 2025-10-13

I wouldn't want anything to do with "pound of flesh" in relation to a person who had enough STDs to make a military doctor blush.

78 4 replies
@wakeangel2001 2025-10-13

This is kind of the natural consequence of the military recruting stupid kids straight out of high school

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@perfectmango215 2025-10-13

I was feeling sorry for wiggles until I heard that she refused to take the antibiotics and the other insane stuff. Even her husband is strange.

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