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r/Bestof My Office Has a MYSTERY POOPER

2025-12-16 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:08 Poo 8:20 Blog 14:28 Fire prevention "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@Mr_Timi1 2025-12-16

I'm a non-religious guy, I believe everyone has the right to believe what they want. If the woman was a believer and wasn't cynically selling things to dupe people, I don't know why he'd be mad about it. Also if you are offended by someone's religion why would you want to be with them... the guy makes no sense. Also I love christmas I love lights and music and I can like what I want!

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@TheMajinV 2025-12-16

Last story: that absolutely sounds like OP's girlfriend was trying to find any excuse to break up. That's such a weird thing to end a relationship over.

545 10 replies
@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64 2025-12-16

Second OP’s boyfriend sounds like a Reddit atheist, funny how he criticized OP for taking money from people by selling “nonsense” but happily allowed OP to bankroll his life.

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@numeristatech 2025-12-16

"holding poop in her cheeks like a reverse hamster" was not the quote I was expecting today!!

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@Rj-ij6ko 2025-12-16

Story 1: This…is the weirdest story ever..but it was insanely entertaining 😂😂

155 1 replies
@bigpoppajersh 2025-12-16

Last story. Who paid for the Caribbean trip? If it was him I'd cancel the tickets 😂.

129 2 replies
@dodgeviperman 2025-12-16

For the last story if op booked anything in his name he should cancel it

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@ArcanineEspeon 2025-12-16

0:10, Wait, the LOCKER ROOM?! I thought this was going to be the story that Oz read the other day about the guy who wrote a woman's name in his poop in a typical office setting. HOW MANY MYSTERY POOPERS ARE THERE?!

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@flyaway1470 2025-12-16

That second story, basically the guy mocked his girlfriend behind her back for years and then claimed she didn't have a right to be upset because "free speech". Take religion out of it and this is so problematic for any kind of abuse!

58 1 replies
@turrboenvy4612 2025-12-16

The locksmith absolutely should have called 911 and woke up the neighbor. Then it's not b&e, it's rescue.

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