Great... Github Lies About Copilot Stats

Reminds me of Google recently saying 25% of all code is now written by AI, when in reality, it was just a LLM powered auto-completion feature helping complete things such as function signatures.

I still can't believe there's people out there who think a programmer's product is "lines of code" instead of problem solving. Managers no less. Completely clueless.

Wife who doesn't code had the perfect comment: You don't smoke your own green and you don't get your own AI to report on how well your AI performs

Commit message: Made code 2.37% more readable. Merge Blocked: WTF are you talking about.

"We defined code errors as any code that reduces the ability for the code to be easily understood." - so they basically just gaslit us when talking about less errors as a statistic.

GitHub defined "error" with such an open mind that their brain fell out

For 100% readability, you need to align all text to the right stopping at column 80. This makes it more convenient to read on the punch cards.

15:30 - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (specifically, its sequel book) has a cloaking shield for a spaceship called the “Not My Problem” factor or something. It’s a cloaking shield that uses somebody’s unwillingness to have to deal with something like a giant spaceship being there to prevent people from seeing it. This feels very similar

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The const foo vs big ass regex line analysis 12:40 is just brilliant! :-)