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2026-01-29 Comedy
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Two Hot Takes
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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Jenna! With everything going on we needed stories that provide some closure, some relief, and a "happy" ending. Whether its the outcome of a woman telling her boyfriend he can't go from moms house to hers, a guy being honest with his GF because of a TikTok trend, or a guy that dresses up as Bigfoot and takes it too far.. these are some chaotic stories with closure. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on them. Partners: Credit Karma: https://www.creditkarma.com/ State Farm: Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with the Personal Price Plan! Minnesota Support: https://www.standwithminnesota.com https://www.wfmn.org/funds/immigrant-rapid-response/ One pot recipe: https://mydailyplates.com/dairy-free-marry-me-chicken-pasta/ Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ NEW MERCH: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Audio only episodes available on all podcast platforms! Index: 00:00 -- Start 05:35 -- Story 1 My (23f) boyfriend (24m) wants to move in with me. I want him to live alone first 25:57 -- Story 2 AITA for honestly telling my GF what I would change about her? 37:43 -- Story 3 I unwittingly created a family with my next door neighbor 01:03:04 -- Story 4 AITA for telling my girlfriend the way she talks about her car is weird and embarrassing? 1:21:18 -- Story 5 My girlfriend [23/F] is threatening to break up with me over a prank that I [24/M] pulled on her and her family. 1:51:04 -- Story 6 Today you, Tomorrow Me. Reddit Hall of Fame by Rhoner Story Links: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1qkhsai/my_23f_boyfriend_24m_wants_to_move_in_with_me_i/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1q7z9r1/aita_for_honestly_telling_my_gf_what_i_would/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/yn67dj/i_unwittingly_created_a_family_with_my_next_door/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1q3vqt4/aita_for_telling_my_girlfriend_the_way_she_talks/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/11a6uk7/my_girlfriend_23f_is_threatening_to_break_up_with/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/elal2/have_you_ever_picked_up_a_hitchhiker/

Top Comments (10)

@bane16makeup 2026-01-30

Hi Morgan, I’m Hispanic and personally been affected with what is going on right now with our government. Thank you for using your platform and speaking up. You have no idea how much it means for a quiet fan that watches all of your episodes. Again, thank you so much!🥺

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@emstler7103 2026-01-29

I love that Morgan’s definition of happy updates is people getting out of terrible relationships lol (I’ve only listened to the first two stories so far!

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@Princesstaco207 2026-01-30

Just realized how toxic I am when I saw “happy endings…” and I was disappointed 😂😂😂

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@BrittianyPerkins1 2026-01-31

“Today you, tomorrow me” I AM FUCKING CRYING 😭

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@ladiedebbie5310 2026-01-29

Can we have an "updates that make you fuming" episode 😂?

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@ractio78 2026-01-30

The audacity of him to tell her he wants her to change her body and get back to being muscular and thinner but he doesnt want to workout 😂 then he cries that it's hurtful when she says it back 😂

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@jenniferfisher1721 2026-01-30

I got my son flowers for his preschool graduation and he was so excited. He talked about it so much and still says “remember when I got those flowers?” So now I try to get him some for special occasions and sometimes just because. He is in kindergarten now. ❤

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@jerkyturkey6 2026-01-30

The last story is so beautiful. It gave me emotional whiplash going from big foot to the hitchhiker story, but in the best way. Thank you for sharing and uplifting the community.

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@LouisaScott17 2026-01-30

Story 1 is exactly the type of parents that raise misogynistic a**holes, his mum saying no to teaching him because it’s “her job” is literally stunting him.

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@AmandaTollko 2026-01-30

“Today you, tomorrow me.” - cue the tears

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