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r/Offmychest My Boyfriend Wets the Bed EVERY NIGHT

2026-07-02 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:08 Pee 4:49 My car 11:24 Co worker 13:28 Internet history "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@CissieForrest 2026-07-02

For story, one as soon as she mentioned that he was trying to gain access to her phone. It clicked for me he is peeing the bed, and pissing ON the house walls. Because He is marking his territory, so to speak. She is back in a abusive relationship.And she does not even realize it.I hope the dad can talk some sense into her

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@princeofddr 2026-07-02

Going from one abusive relationship straight to another. I feel SO bad for OP in the first story, but she 100% needs help in getting out of this. And maybe some therapy in order to recognize the signs so she can avoid this happening a THIRD time.

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@SuperStary-ke2ht 2026-07-02

Even if it's a condition, that boyfriend not telling you and making you to clean is reason for a break up

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@p-tran 2026-07-02

That boyfriend is trying to make his own water bed.

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@Alien-In-Washington 2026-07-02

My brother had a medical issue that made him pee the bed all the way through his teens. However, be also went to a doctor, used diapers, cleaned up after himself, and took pills to help. After a year of doing this, he no longer has accidents and doesn't have to take pills or use diapers anymore. If that first boyfriend genuinely cared about you and genuinely thought it was a medical issue, he would go see a doctor and try to help himself for your sake AT LEAST

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@shadowman7307 2026-07-02

S2: Literally that scene in Spider-Man; "A hundred bucks? The ad said 3,000." "It said three grand for three minutes, and you pinned him in two. For that, I give you 100, and you're lucky to get that." "I need that money!" "I missed the part where that's my problem."

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@driversuz44 2026-07-02

"What do I even say to him?" "Goodbye." You say goodbye, and then you stop inviting psychos into your bed.

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@aerieleah533 2026-07-02

The non peeing on the bed problems that first story is grounds for a breakup. Peeing? Yeah that's worth nuking this man's life.

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@silverflight01 2026-07-02

Story 2: Some "friend" he is to have OP invest more on the car and then try to stick them with just $500. OP might've lost a friend, but they basically saved themselves from potentially more scams in the future

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@catabatata 2026-07-02

i genuinely was waiting for the first story’s punchline to be the that the boyfriend is a dog. like peeing on the walls?? thats insane

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