r/TIFU My Mom Got Me Ahegao for Christmas

Story 1: no context and I knew it is US based because "I called an uber to go to the hospital"

This might be the craziest thumbnail we've had so far on the Rslash channel

5:37 Woman here: yes it's a compliment. If the woman doesn't take it that way, run for the hills.

4:13 gents of Reddit, if your pony crosses the finish line before the starting pistol, most jockies consider it a testament to their skill rather than the pony’s lack-thereof ;). Just, well, get back on the horse and try again. OP sounds like he could use some self confidence boosts anyway.

Finished OP: As a woman, that would be one HELL of an ego boost, especially if we'd been dating that long without even kissing (which would kinda make me think he wasn't actually attracted to me). Also, pro-tip for him, there's still a whole lot of fooling around you can do while you're waiting for your refractory period to reset, so there's no need to run off.

Story 1:Well. Look on the bright side,Now OP can cosplay Okarun from Dandadan

13:50 Rslash, you could have shared the picture OP posted of her "bloody" bath water for us.

“Wow, okay, I just did that. Aren’t I hot and sexy?” I just laughed so hard, rSlash. You are exactly correct- that is how I would see that situation.

The Uber to the hospital is so dystopian.

For Mario Kart dude, his story may as well have been titled ,"TIFU by respecting women and not demanding sexual favors for winning video games, even though she wanted it."