r/Bestof Cousin is in Love with My Stripper Wife

Let’s all agree that someone saying “I want to open the marriage” is just a way of them saying “I’m going to cheat and expect you to be okay with it”

My favorite stories on reddit will always be the husband wanting an open marriage, then getting mad that the wife is getting more action then him.

Story1: Remind the church they sided with the adulterer.

Why does any guy think his wife isn't going to get 10X more dates than him in an open marriage?

Last story: I'm so glad I listen to Rslash as it prepared me for this exact scenario. My wife asked to open the marriage. My first question wasn't "do you have someone in mind," but, "Who do you have in mind?" Turns out she already had someone lined up. I moved out and started divorce proceedings. A request to open the marriage is just an attempt to get permission to cheat. Don't fall for it people.

I'd rather be alone than with somebody who has the audacity to say I'm not enough.

"I feel like I lost you." Tends to happen when you throw something away.

That family has the weirdest priorities

Last story: Fantasies are awesome but, just let them stay fantasies. It’ll save your family life 😂😂😂

Yeah, transitioning to an open marriage, by way of ultimatum, is never going to work.