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r/Relationships My Boyfriend is Jealous of My Fish

2026-03-25 Comedy
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Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VD6eYD3 0:00 Intro 0:07 Jealous of a fish 1:36 Bathroom schedule 6:55 Over eating 11:06 Affair 14:46 Spiked "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Top Comments (10)

@myssr9194 2026-03-25

Story 2: I saw one of these where the husband was always hiding in the bathroom, on his phone, avoiding the kids. She started turning off the wifi.

934 18 replies
@ANonnieMusArt 2026-03-25

ADDING THE AGE OF THE FISH IS FRYING ME [No pun intended]

865 6 replies
@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64 2026-03-25

Wild that a fish is more emotionally supportive than OP’s boyfriend.

710 18 replies
@Rj-ij6ko 2026-03-25

Story 2: Shut off the wifi, 10$ says he’ll stop his bathroom habits.

690 32 replies
@xKCAZxLEADER 2026-03-25

First Story: OP's boyfriend needs to pick a side. Either he is upset with OP venting to a fish or he lets OP vent to him. I don’t see the harm in what OP is doing

672 26 replies
@blanketuserone 2026-03-25

2nd story with the pooping husband: he either has a medical condition that needs to be checked ASAP. Or, the more likely scenario, he's using pooping as an excuse to get out of baby duties. It's weaponizing incompetent pooping.

466 10 replies
@HunnyBunJordan 2026-03-25

My husband is a poop machine. This man poops like 6 times a day. He probably spends no more than 45 mins a day in the bathroom. OPs husband is doing something else entirely.

293 7 replies
@Rj-ij6ko 2026-03-25

Story 1: …i’m sorry but if your partner is genuinely jealous of your PET…i just dont think there’s salvaging the relationship

244 8 replies
@Navisparxx 2026-03-25

A FISH?! A FISH? HE'S MAD ABOUT A FREAKING FISH?!

180 7 replies
@silverflight01 2026-03-25

Story 3: I'm not a psychologist, but this sounds like an eating disorder. My theories are that either he had a very restrictive childhood and when set loose he ate like a madman without restriction and it spiraled out of control, or he struggled with depression or other mental struggle, found comfort in junk food, and that spiraled out of control. Regardless, OP needs to drag his a$$ to every therapy session, doctor appointment, etc, because that man needs help

79 3 replies

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